Abraham Lincoln, Martial Arts Hero

We've seen (or at least head of) Abraham Lincoln as a vampire hunter, so why not make him into a Kung Fu master in the style of Bruce Lee? We heard he swung a great axe. And we've got plenty of existing movies about Abe starring actors you'll recognize instantly. Cinefix made a mockup of a phonetically-dubbed sound effects-enhanced 1970s martial arts flick starring everyone's favorite president. (via Geeks Are Sexy)