Thursday, December 30, 2021

Elwood

(via The Chive)

2 comments:

Bruce said...

Bet there are a lot of people scratching their heads over that one.

WilliamRocket said...

Me for one !
I scratch my head (amongst other things) trying to figure out if Elwood should get staff discount, bulk discount, or a trip to court to defend a theft by servant charge.
Then I think, maybe Elwood is just such a good customer that they know him by name, in which case cut him some slack he has basically been keeping the business floating for the last 3 years.
Me, myself and I, we all think that raising chickens in a facility that crowds them in a barn with artificial light, food from waste animals byproducts and no outside grass time is a despicable and hideous crime against nature.
And after all, you are what you eat, so why wouldn't you eat organic, grass fed chickens, chickens that have had sunshine, grass, freedom ?
Remember, when the aliens return to farm us, they are going to pick the ones of us that are free ranging and fed a wide smogasboard of food.
Learn from the alien overlords - eat free range chickens, not battery ones.
So surprised I have to mention this.