Baby Got Back is Back, and Sir Mix-a-Lot's got a way for you to achieve that big butt.
David Israel wants a Spirograph so much he started a Facebook page to gather support and convince some manufacturer to start making them again. Yep, we do things differently in the 21st century.
They've found out about my grand scheme. (via Monkeyfilter)
Hey, I wonder if an car airbag could power an ejector seat! This is what your mechanic does in his spare time, which he's charging you for anyway.
If Chatroulette had been around in medieval times, what would it have been like? Wonder no more! (via The Daily What)
Battle of the Album Covers. Classic LPs seem to have an awful lot of violence in them, especially when animated (slightly NSFW).
Humorous units of measurement. Let's all make an effort to use MegaWarhols, MilliHelens, and Beard-seconds in conversation today. (via J-Walk Blog)
Big Mouth performs the song "Banal Na Aso Santong Kabayo" on the TV show Pilipinas Got Talent. I hope this doesn't give you night-mares.