True

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Dog Run

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In Ictu Oculi

Greta Alfaro did an art project in which she set up a complete Thanksgiving table out in the wide open spaces. Nothing happens for the first minute and fifteen seconds, but them everyone and their brother shows up. By the time it was over, the whole thing reminded me of a feast or two at my house, where unexpected relatives show up, eat like they've never seen food before, and then leave as soon as it's all gone. The title means "In the blink an eye." (via a comment at Metafilter)

The Captain

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Duke Street Hazard

There's a slope where a garage ramp crosses the sidewalk. On icy days, this will be slick, which is why the warning cones are there. But people have to walk by anyway! Watch eight mesmerizing minutes of people sliding, a few butts busting, and at least one chain reaction. (via Arbroath)

Tweet of the Day

Georgia… it’s real simple:

You show up… you vote… you win.

That’s it!!

Don’t let these rich, white, corporate shills push working class Georgians around anymore.#Georgia’s gonna shock the world tomorrow… again!!#FlipTheSenateBlueGeorgia 🍑pic.twitter.com/AmDVQVlFjc

— Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) January 4, 2021

Now Hiring

(via Bad Menu)

Movin' Right Along

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear first performed the song "Movin' Right Along" in the 1979 film The Muppet Movie. Now, 42 years later, they've reprised it with a socially-distanced video to welcome in 2021. Kermit plays banjo while Fozzie illustrates the places they would go if they were really going somewhere. Meanwhile, they keep breaking...  well, not the fourth wall, but the one between them. (via Laughing Squid) 

McRib

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Bears

(Thanks, Guy Lombardo!)

Miss Cellania's Links

The Mystery of Beethoven's Metronome. New research says it's possible that the composer suffered from early adopter syndrome. (via Strange Company)

In 2020, Game Shows Reached a New Level of Dystopia.

Women cutting their hair short, and men letting theirs grow long.

The Cruise Ship Suicides. (via Digg)

Why an Alaskan Hospital Added Reindeer Pot Pie and Seal Soup to Its Menu.

Video: Star Wars in 2021.  

What's Truly Terrifying About the Stumbling Covid-19 Vaccine Rollout.

19 Deleted Scenes That Were Actually Pretty Important.

Harvard professor Michael Baym asked Twitter users to share an "uncomfortable" fact  that they know because of their professional expertise. Since many of his followers are academics, we have a lot of cringeworthy facts in the replies. (via Metafilter)

A blast from the past (2015): Ada Lovelace: The First Computer Programmer.

Noms?

(via I Can Has Cheezburger)

Dog with a Stick

This dog fetched himself a big stick, and thought he'd just keep it. But he doesn't quite understand the physics of getting it through a gate. Poor doggie! (via Daily of the Day)

Tweet of the Day

Wow. WaPo just released a recording showing President Trump attempting to blackmail Georgia's Secretary of State to overturn the election.

Listen: pic.twitter.com/33SO6Tyx8u

— Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) January 3, 2021

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Expert

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Pfizer

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Furlough News

We thought for a second there that he was going to get his job back. But that's the state of the economy today, and the have-nots are scrambling to compete with each other, while the haves get to set the standards. All for the privilege of paying someone else for a place to live and food to eat. Something is definitely wrong with this world. This comic is from Jeff Lofvers at Don't Hit Save.

It's Going to be Fine

(Thanks, WTM!)

Every Episode of The Mandalorian

I'd still watch it. (via reddit)

Got Milk

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