I would suggest some severe official intervention if one becomes a serial murderer sans coffee.
I'm thinking Hannibal Lecter style bindings.
Also, maybe ban coffee entirely if it has such an effect on our fellow humans.
Perhaps your bloke could bomb all the coffee plantations, sort of thing he would do.
Surely all the things I read and see on 5 different social media sites about him can't be true. Not without the American people rising up as one and ousting him, his entire family, and all his sycophantic minions.
Maybe if you all did so, people wouldn't become blood splattering homicidal maniacs when they didn't get their cup of Joe (biding my words here) ... their cup of Ja, va is the fuhrer ?
Sadly, without my second cup of coffee, I couldn't think of any other silly word plays about coffee and king T-rump.
1 comment:
I would suggest some severe official intervention if one becomes a serial murderer sans coffee.
I'm thinking Hannibal Lecter style bindings.
Also, maybe ban coffee entirely if it has such an effect on our fellow humans.
Perhaps your bloke could bomb all the coffee plantations,
sort of thing he would do.
Surely all the things I read and see on 5 different social media sites about him can't be true.
Not without the American people rising up as one and ousting him, his entire family, and all his sycophantic minions.
Maybe if you all did so, people wouldn't become blood splattering homicidal maniacs when they didn't get their cup of Joe (biding my words here) ... their cup of Ja, va is the fuhrer ?
Sadly, without my second cup of coffee, I couldn't think of any other silly word plays about coffee and king T-rump.
Post a Comment