Thursday, February 05, 2026

Moose



A møøse once bit my sister. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti... (via Bad Newspaper)

1 comment:

Marco McClean said...

I was bitten in the calf once by a Bassett hound named Louie. He lay in wait, feigning dormancy, on the porch of my friend's house when I was twelve, and when I walked past to knock on the door, he sprang like a snake and clamped his jaws on my leg, simultaneously barking a percussive honk like a truck driver tapping on an air horn. It put me off all Bassetts, except for Angela Bassett.