We've decided to have our budgie put down. Oh, is he very old then? No, we just don't like him. Ohhh, how do they put budgies down? Well, it's funny you should ask that. I've just been reading a great big book on "How To Put Your Budgie Down" and evidently, you can either hit them with the book or shoot them dead just above the beak. I heard Mrs. Essex flushed hers down the loo... Oooh, that's dangerous! You'll get huge flocks of soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories and infringing their personal freedom!
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And those two girls were more effective than any forced chemical blanket control system.
We should look to the plants more.
Even my cats know that.
We've decided to have our budgie put down.
Oh, is he very old then?
No, we just don't like him.
Ohhh, how do they put budgies down?
Well, it's funny you should ask that. I've just been reading a great big book on "How To Put Your Budgie Down" and evidently, you can either hit them with the book or shoot them dead just above the beak.
I heard Mrs. Essex flushed hers down the loo...
Oooh, that's dangerous! You'll get huge flocks of soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories and infringing their personal freedom!
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