Saturday, January 31, 2026

Shoplifting



4 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

That's a helluva kink.

Anonymous said...

A lady went to the doctor and told him that every time she sneezed, she got an orgasm. He asked her what she was taking for it. Her reply was "pepper."

DWVR said...

Article from The Herald, July 8 1993. The online title is the more detailed, "Shoplifter loved the thrill of the chase."

Anonymous said...

Gotta love the unnecessary fat shaming.

Editor: "Looks good, Johnny, but don't forget to mention her weight."
Reporter: "Her weight isn't relevant to anything in this article."
Editor: "She's fat. We have a responsibility to the public. I don't make the rules. Put her weight in the first sentence."