An Honest Trailer for The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Screen Junkies celebrates the silver anniversary of The Lord of the Rings movies, or at least the beginning of them, by giving us a full set of Honest Trailers in conjunction with the release of the extended versions of film in theaters. It's time for the last one, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. 

Everyone from the previous installments shows up for the battle, plus many characters we've never seen before. Everyone either dies gruesomely or gets to be the hero. The satisfying ending is not the end, and neither is that one. Or that one, either. The extended edition runs four hours and 23 minutes, so you wonder how many more ending scenes were tacked on. But you'll get plenty of Monty Python references and jokes at the expense of farts, George RR Martin, and England.