(via Everlasting Blort)is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.
— Dildo Elysium (@amagire.bsky.social) January 20, 2024 at 11:21 AM
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Saturday, January 31, 2026
Bigfoot is Bears
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Yes, people don't realize how skinny or how ravenously hungry bears are upon emerging from hibernation! It's the worst time to encounter a black bear other than a sow with cubs.
I visited neighbors house and heard voices farther down the ridge so I walked down thinking it was them. it was a black bear sitting on his hind legs and making people sounds the way a person imitates a foreign language they're unable to understand. I said "Hi bear" but he quickly walked away w/o answering. In a few thousand years, they'll have domesticated themselves and have jobs.
Not if Trump and ICE is still around.
You can see how easily bears and pretend mystical beings can get mixed up.
Reckon Dildo hit the spot with that.
Reminds me a lot of how some less observant people can get off world aliens mixed up with pretend mystical beings they then call god.
Shocking that I now have to put 'offworld' in front of the word aliens.
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