Did You Forget Something?

You don’t expect an old bachelor to remember something like that.
by u/XqueezeMePlease in funny

Brides all over get their ideas about weddings from American movies, in which the officiant ends with "You may now kiss the bride." That's not universal, and it isn't a part of the basic Catholic wedding liturgy. So this Irish priest walked away when he finished the wedding rites, but the bride reminded him about the kiss. Yes, that's what she's saying, although the accent had me thinking she was asking about "keys" at first. The priest responded in perfect fashion, and gave everyone who attended a reason to remember this wedding.

You might even get the idea that he didn't forget anything; he just wasn't used to telling a couple to kiss after their vows. But to give her what she wanted, he feigned forgetfulness with a humorous quip at his own expense. A good time was had by all. (via reddit)