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Slate has ranked all the presidents by their most notable pets. You might disagree with the rankings, but you’ll enjoy some great stories of notorious presidential pets. (via Metafilter)

San Antonio 10-year-old cashes in on GameStop stocks he was gifted 2 years ago. Jayden now has a savings account that is thousands of dollars fatter. (via reddit)

Last July, seven men were injured trying to catch two boys whose apartment was on fire 49 feet above ground. It's a gripping story from La Villeneuve, France. (via Nag on the Lake) 

‘Royal Purple’ Fabric Dated to Time of Biblical King David Found in Israel.

Inside the craziest meeting of the Trump presidency.

An Oral History of C-3PO’s Penis — The Infamous Star Wars ‘Error Card.’ Believe it or not, there is an explanation. (via Digg)

Empress Elisabeth of Austria was a fascinating woman, and her mourning clothes were the ultimate in opulence. (via Damn Interesting) 

You'll Need a Microscope to Play This Inch-Tall Game Boy Clone.

America's parents are not okay. "As a parent in America, you learn pretty early on that you're completely on your own."

A blast from the past (2016): 9 Extreme Super Bowl Party Recipes.