Monday, March 23, 2026

What Darth Vader Eats



The question had been circulating among Star Wars fans, who overthink everything, for years. The answer is here, although is isn't in English, and you can't feed graphics into a text translator. I know enough French to get the gist of this, but people who know say it's even funnier in French.

 










1. Milk exists on Tatooine. Luke drinks Bantha milk.

2. Moisture exists, so therefore mold can exist to create cheese.

3. Darth Vader can't eat most things, because he needs his mask to breathe.

4. That's why his mask has a cheese grater in the front.

If you read French and can offer any further insights, please leave a comment. (via Gizmodo



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Les Francais ont bel et bien de l'humour!

kuanyinguy said...

"Lait + Moisissure = Fromage" means milk plus mold equals cheese, not moisture. Faux amis between moisture and moisissure. Moisture in French could be humidité, and dampness might work as moiteur. Thanks for all your great memes, videos, and links.