Elephant vs. Goose

Zuri is a young African elephant living at the Hogle Zoo in Utah. His nemesis is a Canada goose that acts like a goose will, bullying and menacing every creature around like he owns the place. Zuri does not like the goose, and lets him know in no uncertain terms. You just know these two have a history of conflict. Canada geese are naturally hostile. There's a bunch of them in my neighborhood, and they were hateful for years until the city installed a duck chow vending machine. Now they are as nice as can be. (via Tastefully Offensive)