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The first ever Cat Video Festival was held Thursday in Minneapolis. The festival selected the 76 best cat videos, and Buzzfeed has them all for those who could not attend.

Bowing to public pressure, the White House has leaked published the recipes for two honey-flavored beers.

A cat with a lion's tail cut falls into a hot tub. He comes out looking more like a mop.

An anti-masturbation sermon in sign language is a work of art. Don't forget to add a soundtrack!

If you are a pregnant drug addict, treatment with methadone might seem a good idea. But what can you do when methadone will still get you in trouble with child welfare agents?

$30 Million in Maple Syrup Stolen from Canada’s Strategic Syrup Reserve. In other news, Canada has a strategic maple syrup reserve.

The History of Spam. Cute, but with no mention of advertising, money, or identity theft, how informative can it be?

What Is The Average Age Of The Audience For Your Favorite Cable Show? According to Nielsen estimates, I watch TV like someone a decade younger.

See how artists from different centuries illustrated Aesop's Fables. The best parts are the snarky and telling expressions on the animal's faces.

Happy Labor Day! Here are some things you really should know about this holiday.