Finally ! A solution about what to do with my excess watermelons. How sweet, both the pink flash of those cannonballs, and the wee squeals of the ... what are they ... cavies ? Hang on, I'll look it up in these many volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica I have here on my desk .... Caviidae, thats what they is are.
Mini capybaras, very much like mini Magnum ice creams, do you guys in Trumpland get them ? Magnums, or mini Magnums, are ice cream on a flat wooden stick, the ice cream bit has been dipped in chocolate that sets as a hard shell, so when you bite into it while driving little broken 'ice sheet' like bits brownify your best shirt or top, and the other bits fall down between the seats to feed the gremlins that live, and prosper, in those dark reaches. Magnums, like guinea pigs, come in many different flavours, the hazelnut one being my favourite, as it reminds me of the sweets we used to get at Christmas, when I was young and we were poor. Unlike Magnums, guinea pigs cannot synthesise (is that the right word ?) their own vitamin C, so must be allowed access to plants that are full of such vitamin. Presume watermelon is abundant in it. Pretty such guinea pigs are not carnivores.
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Finally ! A solution about what to do with my excess watermelons.
How sweet, both the pink flash of those cannonballs, and the wee squeals of the ... what are they ... cavies ?
Hang on, I'll look it up in these many volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica I have here on my desk .... Caviidae, thats what they is are.
Mini capybaras, very much like mini Magnum ice creams, do you guys in Trumpland get them ?
Magnums, or mini Magnums, are ice cream on a flat wooden stick, the ice cream bit has been dipped in chocolate that sets as a hard shell, so when you bite into it while driving little broken 'ice sheet' like bits brownify your best shirt or top, and the other bits fall down between the seats to feed the gremlins that live, and prosper, in those dark reaches.
Magnums, like guinea pigs, come in many different flavours, the hazelnut one being my favourite, as it reminds me of the sweets we used to get at Christmas, when I was young and we were poor.
Unlike Magnums, guinea pigs cannot synthesise (is that the right word ?) their own vitamin C, so must be allowed access to plants that are full of such vitamin.
Presume watermelon is abundant in it.
Pretty such guinea pigs are not carnivores.
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