The next tattoo will be of a Turkish dish made of meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie. Seasoned meat stacked in the shape of an inverted cone is turned slowly on the rotisserie, next to a vertical cooking element. The operator uses a knife to slice thin shavings from the outer layer of the meat as it cooks.
A Donor kebab in other words.
No seat belt, no air bag, no anti-whiplash headrest, no Anti-lock Brake System, no solid metal frame for roll overs protecting the head, neck, spine, or genitals.
Ooh, how I miss the thrill of my stupid youth when I risked life and limb on two wheels, as the wind splatters bugs into my teeth ..... not.
Do you guys still get bugs on your car's grille, windscreen, when you drive at night ? No, me neither, not since the 1980s. Reckon it must be all the herbicides they spray everywhere. Wonder how the birds survive, with so fewer insects about.
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The next tattoo will be of a Turkish dish made of meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie. Seasoned meat stacked in the shape of an inverted cone is turned slowly on the rotisserie, next to a vertical cooking element. The operator uses a knife to slice thin shavings from the outer layer of the meat as it cooks.
A Donor kebab in other words.
No seat belt, no air bag, no anti-whiplash headrest, no Anti-lock Brake System, no solid metal frame for roll overs protecting the head, neck, spine, or genitals.
Ooh, how I miss the thrill of my stupid youth when I risked life and limb on two wheels, as the wind splatters bugs into my teeth ..... not.
Do you guys still get bugs on your car's grille, windscreen, when you drive at night ?
No, me neither, not since the 1980s.
Reckon it must be all the herbicides they spray everywhere.
Wonder how the birds survive, with so fewer insects about.
It's probably taken with the selfie camera on the person's phone. That would make it a mirror image...
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