I can attest to the veracity of Tundra Bunny's statement. I have rabbits as pets, and the little brown girl stalks my cats on the driveway ... and while I can't draw an actual sketch here, let me tell you how funny it is, for me, when the bunny makes a solid tom cat, easily twice her size, festooned with razor claws and sabre tooth teeths, jump nearly a metre high to escape the vegetarian lagomorph (that's sort of Latin, used for classification) My Brown Girl looks like the bun on the right, just a bit darker, here in New Zealand she would be called a Kiwi rabbit, as her kind has vastly over-populated the country ... brought here by the first European settlers, presumably as a food source, a couple escaped and now number in the millions. Maybe we should bring in foxes to control the numbers, be a bit like Queensland, Australia, bringing in cane toads to combat some near innocent insect, and now the cane toads are so populous that you run them over, pop pop pop, when you drive country roads at night. I used to try to avoid them, but like the Germans back in the 1930s and 40s, you just get inured to it, so let the toads have their dues.
So tempted to use Americans in that sentence, but not one to blow my own trump-et.
Trump-e.t. - the Egotistical Tyrant !
Where can I send a few bucks to the Women's Ice Skating team ?
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Damn straight -- we don't need no stinkin' weapons!
Everybunny was kung fu fighting.
Those hares were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
Such a genius, why stay anonymous ?
I can attest to the veracity of Tundra Bunny's statement.
I have rabbits as pets, and the little brown girl stalks my cats on the driveway ... and while I can't draw an actual sketch here, let me tell you how funny it is, for me, when the bunny makes a solid tom cat, easily twice her size, festooned with razor claws and sabre tooth teeths, jump nearly a metre high to escape the vegetarian lagomorph (that's sort of Latin, used for classification)
My Brown Girl looks like the bun on the right, just a bit darker, here in New Zealand she would be called a Kiwi rabbit, as her kind has vastly over-populated the country ... brought here by the first European settlers, presumably as a food source, a couple escaped and now number in the millions.
Maybe we should bring in foxes to control the numbers, be a bit like Queensland, Australia, bringing in cane toads to combat some near innocent insect, and now the cane toads are so populous that you run them over, pop pop pop, when you drive country roads at night.
I used to try to avoid them, but like the Germans back in the 1930s and 40s, you just get inured to it, so let the toads have their dues.
So tempted to use Americans in that sentence, but not one to blow my own trump-et.
Trump-e.t. - the Egotistical Tyrant !
Where can I send a few bucks to the Women's Ice Skating team ?
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