A Vast Underground Conspiracy

We all know that there is a big difference between adopting a dog and adopting a cat. Everyone who has a cat will tell you its story, which often is just "He showed up one day and never left." This is commonly called the Cat Distribution System. A thorough investigation by Cat Lovers Forum has uncovered how the system works, and it will blow your mind. Since the discoveries were all under the cover of darkness, the results of the investigation are explained in this weirdly animated video. The covert operations may remind you of an international spy operation, or at least Men in Black. This is the only way the Cat Distribution System could possibly be as successful as it is. 

Once you understand how it works, those cat stories all make sense. And now we know why dogs dig in the yard. While the main headquarters has yet to be identified, those in the know suggest looking in Istanbul. (via Geeks Are Sexy)