If there was a need for protection, say I or my family or friends were being hassled by thugs, then it would be the A Team van filled with the A Team.
If my sartorial style was amiss (as if that would ever happen) I would have to seek guidance from them fellas in the Miami Vice albino Testa Rossa.
Run out of petrol ? Mad Mel and his Aussie warriors !
Missing some of the best TV in the history of TV dom ? Wanna see the guy from Soap again while you spin from the past into the future ... repeatedly ? Well it is time ... let's hit 88 mph !
Hankering for some leg action ? Wiping your chin with desire for one of the Bach sisters ? Blow that trumpet and summon the good old boys, generally speaking.
What if you are in need of some societal, well behaved common sense, framed in a schoolboy understandable format ? Have we got a Kitt for you ! (bring a bucket).
Maybe it's time for a tipple or two while we seduce the ladies with our overt chauvinism, then line up the 'bazooka' and push the ejector seat button ... if you can find it.
Feeling an inkling to walk on the 'other side' of the street ? Itching to grow that gay as asterisk moustache ? Put on your Hawaiian shirt sister and let's disco with the Ferrari.
Or maybe like me, you get confused between eighties singers and eighties TV show characters, so Hall and Oates is the way to go ?
Or, finally, and to finally rid yourself of that rattly old set of bones in the closet that CONSTANTLY makes sounds like the wind whipping around the eaves, Bill Murray is 'who ya going call' and GHOSTBUSTERS !!!
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I want the Batmobile -- where is it?
Back to the future.
James Bond's Aston Martin DB5 all the way, baby!
Definitely James Bond's. A classic beauty.
I would take the DeLorean. There are a lot of mistakes that need correcting.
I'm torn between Bond's Aston Martin DB5 and Starsky's Torino ... if they were the only choices
Oh the Aston Martin...without a second's delay!
Bond's DB5 would probably fetch $5 million.
Well, it all depends ...
If there was a need for protection, say I or my family or friends were being hassled by thugs, then it would be the A Team van filled with the A Team.
If my sartorial style was amiss (as if that would ever happen) I would have to seek guidance from them fellas in the Miami Vice albino Testa Rossa.
Run out of petrol ? Mad Mel and his Aussie warriors !
Missing some of the best TV in the history of TV dom ? Wanna see the guy from Soap again while you spin from the past into the future ... repeatedly ? Well it is time ... let's hit 88 mph !
Hankering for some leg action ? Wiping your chin with desire for one of the Bach sisters ? Blow that trumpet and summon the good old boys, generally speaking.
What if you are in need of some societal, well behaved common sense, framed in a schoolboy understandable format ? Have we got a Kitt for you ! (bring a bucket).
Maybe it's time for a tipple or two while we seduce the ladies with our overt chauvinism, then line up the 'bazooka' and push the ejector seat button ... if you can find it.
Feeling an inkling to walk on the 'other side' of the street ? Itching to grow that gay as asterisk moustache ? Put on your Hawaiian shirt sister and let's disco with the Ferrari.
Or maybe like me, you get confused between eighties singers and eighties TV show characters, so Hall and Oates is the way to go ?
Or, finally, and to finally rid yourself of that rattly old set of bones in the closet that CONSTANTLY makes sounds like the wind whipping around the eaves, Bill Murray is 'who ya going call' and GHOSTBUSTERS !!!
That's the spirit !
With my luck, by the time I got there the only one left would be the Griswold's 'Wagon Queen Family Truckster'.
-"BB"-
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