Thursday, August 31, 2017

Cat Fight in the Street



Sarah Verney was traveling near Kokadjo, in northern Maine, when the car had to slow down because there were two lynx in the road. Lynx usually do whatever they can to avoid humans, so it seemed odd that they didn't get out of the road. It turns out these cats had very important business with each other. They stopped traffic while they had a bit of an argument. Verney wanted to record what they sounded like, so she rolled down the window. The terrifying wildcat screams we expect turned out to resemble two old women arguing. Redditor stanfan114 nailed it.
They sounds like the old ladies from Monty Python with the penguin on top of the television set.
You can see that reference here. (via reddit)

Beating the System

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Jerry Lewis's Early Years. The story of the comedian's life before he met Dean Martin.

Joel Osteen’s Hurricane Fumbling Reveals The Absurdity Of His Preachings. But sticking to the Gospels is not as profitable.

How to Detect a Bad Restaurant.

Yes, That's a Huge Floating Mass of Live Fire Ants in Texas. Flooding makes them aggressive and more venomous than usual.


When the U.S. Put the Mormon Church on Trial. It was a test of how the separation of church and state would actually work.

Behold Burning Man’s Awesome and Totally Bizarre Architecture. See 15 pictures that show why it's called an art festival.

In the Cold War, Makeup Was a Weapon. Beautiful suburban housewives were offered as proof that the capitalist way was better than communism.

These Women Entrepreneurs Created a Fake Male Co-Founder To Dodge Startup Sexism. And it worked like a charm.

Coffee Lowers Your Risk of Death. Oh, you'll die eventually, but people who drink four cups a day live longer than those who don't. 

At Starbucks, your maternity leave depends on whether you're a barista or a boss. Part of the Guardian's series Inequality and Opportunity in America. (via Metafilter)

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Unfortunate Juxtaposition

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Tech Tip

Why America Still Uses Fahrenheit



Why does America still use the Fahrenheit system to measure temperature, when the rest of the world uses Celsius? I figured it was because we are lazy and don't want to learn a whole new system. Vox looks more deeply into the question, although yeah, it turns out I was right. Fahrenheit is just one of the ways Americans are holdovers for Imperial measurements, when the rest oft he world is using the metric system. And Americans will stay on the Imperial system until someone finds a way to make the conversion profitable. (via Laughing Squid

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Handwashing Research Review.

5 Well-Meaning Rules New Parents Will See Blown To Hell.

Economists still can’t decide whether the minimum wage is a good thing.

The Tater Tot Is American Ingenuity at Its Finest. What was once cattle feed became an American classic.

A Short History of Fire Marks, The World’s Hottest Insurance-Related Antiques. They designated which private fire brigade might respond to your burning building.

Jack Kirby: Comics' Greatest Storyteller. He helped to elevated comic books from child's play to real entertainment.

The Day Van Gogh Cut Off His Ear. Read Paul Gauguin's account of that night and the aftermath.

What Would Aliens Look Like? Four scientists tell what they expect from real extraterrestrial life.

11 Cool, Funny or Just Plain Strange Patents for Back to School. One even made a middle-schooler wealthy.

11 Gross Things That Could Be On Your Toothbrush. Disinfect that thing, or better yet, replace it.

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Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Francs

IT Guy

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An Honest Trailer for Face/Off



Although it doesn't seen that long ago, it's been twenty years since the John Travolta-Nicolas Cage movie Face/Off came out. To "honor" the film for its anniversary, Screen Junkies has given it an Honest Trailer. What is there to say about Face/Off besides how implausible it was? This Honest Trailer ratchets that concept up to eleven for our entertainment. Turns out the movie was way more implausible than we already knew. 

You Know Nothing

Sometimes ignorance is bliss. (via Buzzfeed)

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Bad Trip: The CIA's Acid Experiments. It took decades for the truth to come out.

As Earth's Climate Changes, Is It Time to Redefine the Four Seasons? Spring, summer, fall, and winter aren't what they used to be.

Touching Death: The Turbulent Life of One of America’s Last Snake-Handling Preachers. Cody Coots risks arrest as well as death.

The Millionaire Teenage Ad Girl Who Wrote the Book on Jazz Age Etiquette. Lillian Eichler broke barriers in everything she tried.

The 16 Best Cooking Tricks I Learned In Culinary School. They'll make your home cooking taste more professional.

The Greatest Dance Number Ever Filmed. The Nicholas Brothers weren't only great dancers, they conveyed a sense of true joy in their work.

How Chuck Norris Facts became The Internet’s First Great Meme. The action star was selected by a poll in 2005.

The Day Notre Dame Students Pummeled the Ku Klux Klan.

Demanding Kinder Classrooms Doesn't Make You A Snowflake. (via Metafilter)

Capturing the French Ripper. (via Strange Company)

Cat Did Not Need a Rescue



A young cat is down in a hole, and this guy is going to do the right thing and give him a way out. The cat doesn't climb the ladder, so the guy goes down to execute a rescue. Surprise! The cat was apparently doing his own thing, and did not feel the need for your assistance. You'll want to let the rest of the video play out, because laughter is infectious no matter what language you speak. (via Digg)

Monday, August 28, 2017

New Fountains

Cat Did Not Need a Rescue



A young cat is down in a hole, and this guy is going to do the right thing and give him a way out. The cat doesn't climb the ladder, so the guy goes down to execute a rescue. Surprise! The cat was apparently doing his own thing, and did not feel the need for your assistance. You'll want to let the rest of the video play out, because laughter is infectious no matter what language you speak. (via Digg)

Stroke

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Dumb Crooks of the Old West. The Dalton Gang's last robbery was an exercise in incompetence. 

"Trump doesn’t know anything or really believe anything about any topic beyond himself, because he has no interest in any topic beyond himself; his evident cognitive decline and hyperactive laziness and towering monomania ensure that he will never again learn a new thing in his life."

How Would We Pay Interstellar Workers? A contract signed today may not be worth much when they return in twenty years.

The Neapolitan "Kindergarten Ship." For 15 years in the early 20th century, poverty-stricken Italian boys as young as six could better themselves by going to sea on the ship Caracciolo.  

How Terminator 2: Judgment Day Changed the Blockbuster Game. Making a sequel when the main characters already died was a fairly new concept.

My Hero Grandmother Who Escaped An Arranged Marriage. She sailed to America by herself at age 13. (via Metafilter)


How to Sell a Frank Lloyd Wright House. And why you might not want to buy one. 

Why Obamacare didn't implode. Every county in the US now has at least one insurance option available through the ACA exchanges.

It Wasn't Always Easy to Determine Whether a Person was Dead. A case from 1702 chronicles how doctors tried to revive a man with procedures that were tantamount to torture. (via Strange Company)

The Socialism America Needs Now.

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Sunday, August 27, 2017

Recorder

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Lion Cub Won't Listen to Mom



A pride of lions is gathered around a watering hole at the Djuma Game Reserve in South Africa. One cub keeps running to the water, while his mother tries to keep him under control. But kids just want to play! No, son, there may be crocodiles down there! She manages to get him to the baby pool, but you can tell this mischievous cub is going to strain his mother's patience for quite some time. (via Laughing Squid)

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Saturday, August 26, 2017

Thank You, Jeeves!



Thank You, Jeeves! is a 1936 movie not at all based on the novel of the same name by P.G. Wodehouse. From Wikipedia:

Bertie Wooster is a frivolous fop who gets himself into a number of scraps only to be rescued by his erudite manservant Jeeves. One rainy night a damsel in distress intrudes on their London flat, carrying half of some mysterious plans. Bertie accompanies her to country hotel Mooring Manor, prepared to do battle with criminals posing as Scotland Yard detectives.


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The pardon of Arpaio is within the president's rights, but it is a slap in the face to the US federal court that convicted him, a statement against the constitutional concept of equal protection under the law, and a tacit endorsement of racism. (via Uproxx)


Vegan

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Friday, August 25, 2017

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George Psalmanazar: The Lying Linguist. The Irish, or possibly French, man who passed himself off as "Formosan."

The Girls Scouts of the USA is mad at the Boy Scouts of America. A letter from the president of the Girl Scouts was sent to the president of the Boy Scouts accusing the organization of considering programs that will be open to girls, in order to please millennial parents and boost the declining BSA membership

How Flavor Enhancers Work. The magic happens in your mouth, not in the food itself.

What Led Benjamin Franklin to Live Estranged From His Wife for Nearly Two Decades? The entire 44 years of their union was unconventional.

What Dinner Time Looks Like Across the USA. Photographer Lois Bielefeld documents how Americans gather for their evening meal.

How Tough Is Your Diet? A graphic chart shows what different diets are called, and how challenging they can be.

The Great Digital Media Culling of 2017. Online publishers are giving up text in favor of video, which may be a mistake in the long run.

The Cult of Guinefort. Saint Guinefort does not appear in the official canon of the Catholic Church, because he was a 13th-century dog. (via Metafilter

‘This Is Not Hazing. This Is Rape’: Inside a Texas Town’s Football Nightmare.

The Last Adventure of Richard Halliburton, the Forgotten Hero of 1930s America. The travel writer went on one trip too many. (Thanks, Tim!) 

Cockatiel Sings the Theme to My Neighbor Totoro



An adorable and talented white-faced cockatiel named Poko songs the theme to My Neighbor Totoro while his human accompanies him on piano. (via Laughing Squid)

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Why Black Holes Could Delete The Universe



Black holes are more powerful than we ever imagined. Kurzgesagt drives that point home with frightening words in a calm voice. Then they go on to explain the information paradox. The paradox seems simple. It's the difference between "without form, and void" and the universe as we know it. But it will blow your mind when you think about the size of the universe and the information involved. That said, the art in this video is beautiful. (via reddit)


The Choice

American Bulldog vs the Dangerous Chihuahua



This little chihuahua puppy is learning the art of intimidation. He thinks he's a match for Pacheco, the big bulldog! To Pacheco, the puppy is possibly a student, a playmate, or just a minor annoyance. The big dog has infinite patience with the youngster. (via Tastefully Offensive)

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The Beatles' Movie Yellow Submarine. John, Paul, George, and Ringo had very little to do with it.

Growing Up in the Shadow of the Confederacy

Wedding Brawl Ends with Bride in Handcuffs. Witness Matt Machado gave a radio interview about the situation that is quite amusing. (via Metafilter)

An Architecturally Baffling Indiana Mansion for Sale.

Read This Dystopian Vision of a Future Controlled by Amazon and Whole Foods. Who knows what we'd be willing to do in the name of convenience.

Don’t Think Too Positive. While general optimism may be a good life strategy, research has shown that when positive fantasies are connected with specific goals, the outcomes often aren't good.

The Romans Could Have Been Poisoned by Something Deadlier Than Lead. The pipes of Pompeii reveal an alarming level of antimony.

The Many Faces of Brooklyn’s Greatest Imposter. Stanley Clifford Weyman had no real motivation beyond wanting to live different lives.

A Prehistoric Toothless Dolphin Ate by Vacuuming Up Squid. Inermorostrum xenops lost its teeth in an evolutionary experiment that did not last.

Evict the rich. The one neat trick to solving the housing crisis: give the things owned by the rich to the poor.

Potty Time

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Insanely Complicated Chain Reaction Marble Run



From Japan, here's a four-minute marble run that incorporates ping pong, magnets, dominoes, and a whole lot of nonsense that shouldn't work. But it does, at least this time. Who knows how many tests went into each component, and how many times they failed before making the entire thing work. Rube Goldberg would have been proud. (via reddit)


Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Dutch Oven

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Hello Goodbye



The Beatles from 1967. An excellent print of the promotional film, which is what they called them before the term "music video" was used. 


Welcome Home, Joe

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It Wasn't Funny

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Jumpy Eggs and  Drunk Bats.  Some more offbeat scientific research.

A Most American Terrorist: The Making of Dylann Roof. (via Metafilter)

Why Land on the Moon? A 1963 article lays out the arguments for space travel from two scientists.


The Alaska Gold Rush’s All-in-One Miner, Hunter, Brewer, and Cook. Fannie Quigley became a legend for her abilities and hospitality.

How to Repurpose Your Solar Eclipse Glasses. Keep them as a souvenir, or do some good by donating them to an educational charity.

The 100 Greatest Comedies Of All Time. Do you agree at all with the rankings of 253 film critics?

A Real Life Murder Mystery from 1933. Rheta Wynekoop was shot in the back, but the confession and evidence made a mess of the story.

The Best Way To Read Tolkien's Hobbit And Lord Of The Rings Stories. You should go in the order in which the author dreamed them up.

How America Forgot the True History of the Civil War. The story was whitewashed in the name of national healing, but it didn't really work.

America, Home of the Transactional Marriage. The country’s exceptionally thin safety net prompts residents to view partnership in more economic terms.


Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Honest Retro TV Themes



Congratulations to Screen Junkies for being nominated for an Emmy! Their Honest Trailer series is up for the award in the Outstanding Short Form Variety Series category. In honor of the occasion, they make a collection of "Honest TV Themes," for Emmy-nominated shows rendered in the style of old shows and songs from the 1970s and '80s. There are plenty of big-name guest artists singing them. (via Tastefully Offensive)

Nissan

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Her Ex

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Nixon’s List. A rundown of who those "enemies" really were.

The Secret Service Reportedly Can’t Pay Its Agents Because Of Trump’s Constant Travel And Huge Family. (via Uproxx)

Five Incredibly Powerful Opening Scenes in TV Shows.

The History of White Supremacy in America.

The Man Who Got Rich Off the Gold Rush ... Without the Gold. The folks who really prospered were those who provided goods and services to the prospectors.

An American Werewolf in London Is Still the Best Horror Reimagining. A look back at the 1981 thriller.

NASA's Ambitious Plan To Save Earth From A Supervolcano. And we might produce usable energy as a bonus. (via Digg)

The Devil’s in the Details of These Dark Miniature Scenes. Artist Frank Kunert makes beautiful dioramas, but they each have something weird going on. (via Nag on the Lake)

Why Lottery Winners Make Dangerous Neighbors. It's not because they attract burglars.

Your City's 'Ghost Signs' Have Stories to Tell. Craig Winslow has a unique method of preserving old painted walls without affecting the building itself. (via Metafilter)

Tiki Torch Nazis



Sandy and Richard Riccardi wrote new lyrics for the tune "Beauty School Dropout" from Grease to reflect current events. (via Everlasting Blort)

Monday, August 21, 2017

If Student Loan Providers Were Honest



A student just out of high school has plenty of decisions to make, like what to do with their lives, whether to go to college, which college to attend, and what to major in. Many of those decisions will be changed over time. But when you've borrowed money, you have a debt no matter what you eventually decide to do with your life. The latest in Cracked's Honest Ad series looks at those friendly student loan providers who help you breeze through the decision of how to pay for college. You'll learn a few things that go on behind the scenes. What to do about the situation? The video doesn't say much about that.


Vanity Plates

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Explaining the Solar Eclipse



Did you see the eclipse today? It was 97% where I was. Watching the sun turn into a crescent, and then seeing that crescent flip around, was really weird. Some places actually went dark for a couple of minutes. Zach King explains what causes a solar eclipse. Things should return to normal now that the job is done. (via reddit)

Timely Pun

From The Oatmeal. (via Fark)

A Sign

(Thanks, Michael Leavitt!)

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Nebraska's Fearless Maid. How Minnie Freeman saved her students during the blizzard of 1888.

The Last Solar Eclipse. There will come a time when the moon is too far away to produce a solar eclipse.

6 Unexpected Consequences of a Solar Eclipse. Be ready for them.

Confessions of a Costume Curator. Historic garments carry the ghosts of the people who once wore them.

18 Science Fiction Spacesuits, Ranked. They may look cool, but how safe and usable would they be in real life?

The Haunting Magic of Ghost Buildings. They aren't there anymore, but they've left evidence of their existence on the shared walls of the adjacent buildings.

Nixon vs. Ted Kennedy on Health Care. We've been fighting this battle for a long time.

The crackdown on pain medication prescribing is intended to help the addiction crisis -but it’s leaving chronic pain patients in untenable situations.

10 Witty Facts About The Marx Brothers.

Eclipse Kitteh

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Mama Raccoon and Bratty Kit



Motherhood has never been easy, especially when you have several young ones to keep track of. This raccoon has at least two kits, maybe more. When it's nap time, she wants to get them all into the tree where they live so she can get some shut eye. But that last child does not want to cooperate.

This raccoon family was recorded in Leesburg, Virginia. Notice that at about two minutes in, the mother notices the camera operator. She doesn't have time to smile for the camera, at least not until every kit is inside and accounted for. (via Tastefully Offensive)

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Elk

Know Your Eclipse

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The Great American Eclipse



Astrophysicist  Dr. Andy Howell talks about the Great American Eclipse tomorrow, for those of you who want to be "totally" prepared. Or should I say "totality prepared"?

Tweet of the Day



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Seven Sisters

Are You Above Or Below Average?



How average you are depends on how many different parameters you are looking at. If you look at enough statistics, you'll find some category in which you are exceptional, and that, too, is quite normal. It turns out I am average in almost every way, except for how many children I have, and whether I am above or below the average depends on your definitions. Still, being above or below average does not mean you are abnormal. Then again, you are probably more average than you think you are. All my life I've been told that I'm short, when I have always been the exact average for a woman my age. I knew that. Where people are particularly bad at knowing their own "averageness" is in their intelligence and competence. That's where the Dunning-Kruger Effect and Impostor Syndrome come in.

Our House

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Dog with an Advertising Job



Here's a dog with a unique job. He walks around the tourist district of Huangpu village in China, showing everyone a sign advertising his owner's hamburger shop! Take his word for it, the burgers are good. Want to take a picture? He'll pose, but only with his sign facing front so you can see it. That's a good dog. (via Tastefully Offensive)

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Keeping Up with the News

The Onion is trying its best. (via reddit)

Wildcat Scream



Have you ever wondered what a caracal cub sounds like? No? Well, you know now anyway. Give him a year, and that scream will be frightening.

Tweet of the Day



Click on the image of the text to read all the lyrics (so far). Someone needs to make a music video right away. (via Metafilter)

Skuldervarmer

IKEA released instructions on how to make one of their rugs into a cape, as they do on Game of Thrones. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

Trump's Chaotic Month



Whatever else you say, you can't say our president is a do-nothing. Brooke Baldwin of CNN went down the list of what our current administration has done in the past month. It's a pretty long list, but it goes fast. While most of it is a mess, the failure to repeal the Affordable Care Act is a relief. (via Uproxx)  

Teacher's Pet

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Friday, August 18, 2017

Almost

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Hair in the Streets



In a segment from The Late Late Show with James Corden, Corden's Crosswalk ensemble got a little help from Lin-Manuel Miranda in performing selections from the musical Hair -at a crosswalk on Beverly Boulevard.
Both CBS and the state of California have told us we can't be nude in a crosswalk. Then again, people told me that Alexander Hamilton wasn't a Puerto Rican rapper with beautiful brown eyes.
So guess what happened. Of course, this was TV, so my guess is that there were flesh-tone Speedos underneath all that pixelation. Otherwise, there would be people bragging on Facebook about seeing Lin-Manuel Miranda in the altogether during their evening commute. (via Mashable)

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Keep It Cool. A brief history of trying to beat the heat.

Why we put sugar in bags.

Socialism: As American As Apple Pie.

Deep in the Heart of Our Galaxy, Einstein is Proved Right Again. His theory of general relativity holds true even at the black hole near the center of our galaxy.

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" Was Almost a Meat Loaf Song. It was written for him, but then detoured to Bonnie Tyler.

The Atomic Bomb That Was Too Big To Use. The largest nuclear bomb ever made, Tsar Bomba, was actually a scaled-down version of the original design.

6 Weirdly Specific Ideas Movies Have About Normal Bathrooms. You'll be surprised by the many times the same weird thing happens in a bathroom across different fictional worlds.

What It’s Like to Apartment Hunt With a Boyfriend Who Has No Credit Score. He's a responsible guy, but couldn't prove it on paper.

The 33 Most Romantic Moments In TV History. Get your hankies out.

27 Hilariously Nasty Sounding Mushroom Species Names. They would be hurt by them if they had feelings.

Dog Cries with Baby



Dog takes baby's cracker. Baby realizes cracker is gone. Baby cries. Dog cries in sympathy. The world makes no sense. But you have to admit, it's cute and funny. (via Digg)

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Marriage Omen

Dinner with a White Suporemacist



Eddie Huang took his show Huang's World to Washington, DC. He spoke with white supremacist Jared Taylor over dinner. Taylor says the Europeans built America, but let's remember how they did it: they seized the land from the Natives, brought in Africans to build structures and till the soil, and got the Chinese to lay the railroads. Yeah, white people did that stuff, too. America was multicultural from its foundation; it was the Europeans who reaped the benefits.

But why is Taylor so terrified of being a minority? Could it be because he doesn't want to be treated the way he treats minorities now? You can see the whole episode of Huang's World here. (via Digg)

A Keeper

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UVA Candlelight Vigil



Thousands of people carried candles at the UVA campus Wednesday night and sang songs. Allison Wrabel has video Tweets of "Amazing Grace," "Lean on Me," and "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" as well. She also linked to a story about the student journalists at UVA covering last weekend's chaos.

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Alan Hale Jr. "The Skipper." Meet the man behind the Gilligan's Island character.

Where To Join Anti-Nazism Marches And Charlottesville Memorials Around The Country.

12 Secrets of Roller Coaster Designers.

The 9 Most Nightmarish Movies About Nuclear Attacks. None of them are as scary as growing up during the Cold War arms race.

5 Tips from NASA for Photographing the Total Solar Eclipse on August 21. The secret is preparing ahead of time.

The Bloody San Antonio Origins of Chili Con Carne. One of the possible origin stories goes back as far as an uprising in 1813.

The United States of Movies. The most iconic film set in each state, plotted on a colorful map.

The Mind-Bending Science of Awe. Encountering something that overwhelms your previous experience can be terrifying or enlightening.

This is what Charlottesville looks like when people march for peace.

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Wednesday, August 16, 2017

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Participation Award

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The North Korea Polka



Weird Al Yankovic debuted his newest song Sunday on Last Week Tonight. Kim Jung-Un backed off his threat to nuke Guam on Tuesday. Coincidence? You can view the whole North Korea segment of the show here. It contains NSFW language. -via Metafilter

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The Magyar Moustache Experiment.

“I did not expect the photo to be shared as much as it was. I understand the photo has a very negative connotation. But I hope that the people sharing the photo are willing to listen that I’m not the angry racist they see in that photo.” Dude, it's a photograph. You are the angry racist we see. (via Jezebel)

Parenting Is Not a “Job,” and Marriage Is Not “Work.”

After Charlottesville, I Asked My Dad About Selma.

Why You Should Care About Where Your Tuna Comes From. Pollutants are not the same across the globe.

I Wore A Mars Space Suit And It Was Exhausting. Living in an inhospitable atmosphere will be no walk in the park.

John Ballou Newbrough's Orphan Utopia. His new Faithist religion was dictated by angels in the 1880s.

How to Spot a Fake Viral Video. Begin with the idea that not every recording is true to life.

The Bloody, Exhilarating Bonnie and Clyde Broke Taboos When it Hit Screens 50 Years Ago. It was historical fiction, yet resonated with the counterculture.

The Game of Thrones Characters Need to Hang Out More. Battles and special effects are nice, but dialogue is where the show really shines.