Sunday, August 22, 2021
Dancing Baby Ostriches
Have you ever seen baby ostrich chicks? Apparently they like to spin around in circles. Or maybe they just don't know which way to turn! (via Tastefully Offensive)
Tweet of the Day
(via Fark)“Attack of The Shopping Carts”…pic.twitter.com/QHNqmkleo8
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 20, 2021
Saturday, August 21, 2021
Thieves Work Out to Prepare for Crimes
If you're going to be breaking into houses, lifting large bags of cash at the bank, or running from the police, you've got to be in shape! It take training to be a thief! Two anonymous and ridiculously stereotypical criminals put in their time at the gym, where onlookers are fairly bemused. (via Laughing Squid)
Hissing 'Panda Cat' Goes From Scared To Cuddlebug
When most people go to a shelter to adopt a cat, they select one who is friendly, cuddly, and relatively well-behaved. That's bad for the "problem cats": ferals, strays, sick and injured cats, and those rescued from abusive situations. These cats don't trust humans, and can't compete with other cats. That's where foster homes come in, the folks who spend their time socializing problem cats ...just to send them away to a permanent home when they've succeeded. Jali Henry is one of those cat foster moms, who bond with cats and then send them on their way to make room for another problem cat. In this video, she patiently deals with Jack until he settles down into a happy house cat. You can follow Jack, now named Dipper, at Instagram.
Maneuvers: An Experimental Stop-Motion Film
You start to watch this film, and you'll say, "Hey! This isn't stop-motion animation! This is a stunt skiing video!" Why not both? The guys are doing their thing in real time, but the environment around them animates to fill their need for speed -and height! It's an experimental film from Swiss filmmaker Sämi Ortlieb and his fun-loving friends. You can read more about this project here. (via Digg)
What's Wrong With This Picture?
PERRYSBURG, OH — @InsideTheFive is a cool brewery started by two NFL vets. Great food and spirited waitresses!
— Josh Mandel (@JoshMandelOhio) August 20, 2021
Even though Brianne was sick today, she came to work because she knew they were short servers.
These are the type of American workers that make our country strong. pic.twitter.com/o0VFkDkjuo
Let me count the ways...
1. We are in the middle a pandemic surge. Coming to work sick, particularly as a server, is very dangerous.
2. Brianne didn't come in sick out of loyalty; she came in sick because she wants to keep her job and pay the rent. But I suppose desperation makes our country strong.
3. Josh Mandel is running for a US Senate seat from Ohio. In this Tweet, he makes it clear that he doesn't know what he's doing. Not only is he oblivious to both the plight of service workers AND the pandemic, he also sabotaged a local business with a single Tweet.
The Interrupted Kiss
Slackstory explores another movie trope by making it into a supercut. How many times have you seen two people almost kiss but don't quite make it?In real life: never. In movies: all the time! (via Tastefully Offensive)
Tweet of the Day
(via Nag on the Lake)Happy #Caturdaypic.twitter.com/Ta7Mxn7ycL
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) August 14, 2021
Friday, August 20, 2021
What I Learned From My Public Freakout Cameo
She recorded a guy behaving badly in the subway, then posted it on reddit. You might expect that this is a story of how she got raked over the coals for, well, posting on reddit, which happens a lot. But this is different, and the analysis is quite interesting. (via Digg)
Elon Musk's Not-a-Robot
At Tesla's AI Day event on Thursday, Elon Musk publicly unveiled his concept for a Tesla robot that one day will perform the laborious tasks that humans don't want to do. He didn't unveil a robot, just a concept for a robot.
Musk’s “robot” was just a person dancing around in a skintight full-body suit, but he promises that his electric car company really is working on something. And he really wants you to believe him this time.
“The Tesla bot will be real,” Musk said emphatically, trying to usher his fake robot off-stage on Thursday.
If you've read this far, you can watch the first couple of minutes of the video and skip the rest. While some of Musk's ideas have gotten off the ground, like Tesla electric cars and his Not a Flamethrower flamethrower, other ideas went to way of the dodo, like the Loop and the Cybertruck. To be honest, Thursday's pronouncement has happened before, as technologists envision the future of robots performing back-breaking labor so that humans can enjoy more free time. Gizmodo looks back at the same prediction happening in 1967, as well as a roundup of how Musk's presentation was covered elsewhere.
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Flossing Calendar
While this may seem horrifying to you, I've been there, and I can tell you what happens. In your thirties, when you can finally afford to see a dentist, you need a bunch of fillings. In your forties, those filled teeth need crowns. In your fifties and sixties, those crowns fall off and you need implants.
It doesn't matter when you floss, as long as you floss. So my advice is to avoid making your toothbrushing routine more onerous and do it at your desk. While you are goofing off and reading internet stuff or watching TV, pull out the dental floss you keep in your drawer or in the end table and floss them. Make it a habit. This chart is from Matt Shirley.
Jumbo: Marvel, Myth & Mascot
The word "jumbo," meaning big, didn't exist before the elephant named Jumbo. He was a star in his day, although he did not live the kind of life an elephant should. Tufts University has the biography of the world's most famous elephant. Actually, this is more than a biography, because Jumbo had quite a story even after he died. (via Kottke)
Miss Cellania's Links
The 2021 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners. It's the challenge to come up with the opening sentence to the world's worst novel.
Human Remains are Best-preserved Ever Found in Pompeii. (via Damn Interesting)
A Home Tour Conducted by a Knight in Full Armor.
The "Greatest" Generation… and ours. The latest from Tom the Dancing Bug.
Polish javelin thrower Maria Andrejczyk auctioned off her Olympic silver medal to help an infant with medical expenses. (via Nag on the Lake)
Why People Who Brush Still Get Cavities. (via Damn Interesting)
In honor of the 100th anniversary of Gene Roddenberry's birth, the announcement came that a new movie will tell the biography of the Star Trek creator. (via io9)
Dinos Dining Table is Inviting for Cats... if you like your cat to be the centerpiece.
A blast from the past (2010): Neatolicious Fun Facts: Wii.




