Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Radio and Blogging

 It was twenty years ago this month that I left my last radio job, after 24 years in the business. I thought for sure that I would miss it, because I was once so enthusiastic about the sheer fun of it, but I was wrong. Over those years, deregulation and corporate takeovers changed the industry so much that I went from gleefully working overtime to carefully craft a show all the way to supervising four computer-controlled radio stations and punching a clock because I had to support a family. But I learned a lot during those years. I was mostly a disc jockey, but I also worked in news, copy writing, ad production, promotions, and programming. Radio programming strangely influenced my blogging habits.

Bloggers come in many types. Some enthusiastically post about their area of expertise. Others are writers at heart and live to type out their thoughts or interests. Some pass along fun or interesting things they've found on the internet when they find them. And some are desperate to create content on a schedule to make a living. Yes, many bloggers fit into more than one category. I started blogging to make friends at a time when I was desperately lonely. My personal blog became my hobby, and it led to a career of writing for other blogs, but I kept this one out of habit, for fun, and to keep friends coming back. And it's an easy way to express my limited creativity. 

For the first few years, I posted only once a day, on a single subject, but those posts were crafted to present a variety of elements- links, jokes, pictures, comics, and videos. Then my boss at Neatorama advised me it would be easier and more productive (and way more flexible) to put up short posts several times a day and I've done that ever since. But there is a sort of method to the madness.  

See, in free entertainment like radio or broadcast TV, the product is not the entertainment, but the audience, which is sold to advertisers. The bigger the audience, the more they can charge for advertising. On the programming side, our job was to produce the biggest audience possible. Therefore a radio show should give the listener what they want, which they say is "variety," but they also want to hear their favorite song.

Programming radio involved a ton of rules, which may be very different today. Each hour is crafted to deliver the right number of current hits, brand new songs, classic oldies, the weather forecast, and the obligatory ads. We made broadcast clocks to keep this straight for each hour, which were round because everyone understood analog clocks back then. These clocks varied by the type of station format and the time of day, but they were mostly consistent in theory. For example, we might play four top hits every hour, so if you have a category of Top 20 songs, you'd hear the same one every five hours, except we would have 21 on the list so they didn't show up at the same minute in a different hour. We might have three oldies an hour, which wasn't repetitive at all if you had a library of 2,000 oldies, and that category could be split into power oldies and obscure oldies if that worked. The ad slots would be formatted so that they didn't come too often or were too long (if we could manage that). We also had some goofy formatting tricks to goose the ratings -or at least we hoped. 

The disc jockey once had some leverage within these formatting rules, like selecting the oldies you wanted as long as they hadn't been played in two weeks or whatever. We could also change the order of songs a bit to improve flow, as long as the system held up. We dropped songs to make the time work or talk more. I was once involved in designing clocks and a music rotation system for a new station, and it was quite involved. We didn't have internet yet, but we used a computer for databases and some math help. Still there were late night arguments about what oldies or recurrent songs deserved to be played and how often.

Some of you have already figured out how this loose regimen has influenced my blogging. It wasn't conscious at the time, but I started scheduling this blog like a radio clock, except for a day at a time instead of an hour. I knew if I didn't have a consistent schedule, I'd have twenty posts up in one evening, and then nothing for the next two days. I keep a code for each post on a large calendar and fill them out as I schedule a post in the categories of videos, links, pictures, social media sharing, etc etc. You are used to the 6AM cat (or other animal). If I have ten cat pictures, I can schedule them for the next ten days in a row. The 3AM video is always a rerun from quite a few years ago. Pictures are often scheduled way ahead, while the videos are often last minute decisions.  

Still, this blog is a hobby and I don't depend on it for a living. I don't care about SEO or competing for clicks. If I miss a slot or throw in something extra, I don't care because I know I've got plenty of other slots covered. Most folks only visit a blog once a day at most. Sure it's silly to be so regimented, but in some areas of life, regimentation makes things easier, like always brushing your teeth before bed or watering plants on the weekend. It doesn't make any difference in the long run, but I thought I'd let you know how it's done. 

Friday, August 22, 2025

Twenty Years of Blogging

Twenty years now
Where'd they go?
Twenty years
I don't know
I sit and I wonder sometimes
Where they've gone   

                 -Bob Seger, "Like a Rock"

When I finally decided to start writing this post, these lyrics came to mind even though I don't care for the song. I know what's happened in the last twenty years- I spent half of that raising my kids, and the other half watching them make their way in the world successfully, each in their own style. I got a house, got married, got stepchildren and grandchildren, expanded the house, became widowed again, and then saw everyone move out, and I started to really confront old age. And the blog remained.  

Starting a blog was supposed to be a hobby, but it turned out to be the second time in my life that a hobby became a career, and so I had to find another hobby. But 20 years later, my professional blogging career has diminished so that I look at Miss Cellania as a fun thing to do again. I've written for more blogs than I care to list here, sometimes for a short time, sometimes for years, and then lost those positions for a variety of reasons. I'm still at Neatorama, but I've gone from a fairly full-time salaried position to just a couple of posts a day, since I'm at full retirement age and am no longer desperate for the money. I prioritize my time differently now, doing real-life stuff first and then fitting online stuff around it. 

I've told the origin story of this blog ad nauseam in several other blogiversary posts, so I don't need to go over it again (however, I almost always link to the first post). As I write this, Miss Cellania has 45,155 published posts, and that doesn't even count a few years worth from the time I was posting on Squarespace. Those were supposed to be exportable, but it didn't work. There are also 29,700+ comments. I appreciate each and every one.

By now, this blog is second nature, and seems to write itself. I've learned how to get it done without beating myself up over it. Oh, that doesn't mean I don't care- I very much do. I don't care about hits, or SEO, or revenue, or going viral. I care about sharing entertaining, interesting, and/or informative stuff with people who care to visit. I also love how you guys add extra layers of humor or understanding to the posts with your comments. And the stories you tell! Some of you have become good friends, and all of you seem like sort of a community, peeps if you will, and I love that. So this is as good a time as any to THANK YOU for coming around here all these years, and let's do a few more! 



Thursday, August 22, 2024

19 Years



Can you believe that Miss Cellania has been a thing for 19 years? Most years, when this anniversary comes around (if I don't forget it, which I have quite a few times), I tend to go through a history of the site, or else reminisce about the beginning of the blog. I think I'll forego all that this year and save it for the 20th anniversary. By then I hope to be fully retired and able to put a real effort into it.

Instead, let's look at where we've come. You know that the advent of social media caused an explosion in numbers of people who use the internet, yet most of those new users never venture into the wider world wide web. It's also sucked a lot of users away from traditional blogs because it's just easier to rely on Facebook or Twitter or Instagram to feed people what they want to see, based on algorithms that know what they've read previously. Therefore, traffic for traditional blogs is down everywhere.

In the last few years, maximizing profit has gotten so out of hand that half of what you see is padded word count for SEO (search engine optimization) purposes and filled with ads where illustrations should be. A lot of the information is straight copied from other sites or rendered by artificial intelligence. I can't say that I produce quality or original content because I'm a link blogger, but at least I steer people to other sites and credit the source of the things I share, without the unnecessary padding. And I try to avoid using junk sites. Old school, ya know. But surfing the 'net to find quality things to link to is getting harder all the time.

Meanwhile, so many of the bloggers that I admired at the beginning have given up, moved on to other things, or are stuck in a loop of chasing dollars to support their habit. Some have died. Yes, there are still some old school hobby blogs around; you can see some in the "Recommended Blogs" section in the sidebar here. But there are fewer of them every day. I've been lucky in that I never invested anything in Miss Cellania. I've never had to depend on this site for a living. It's my hobby. Therefore, no desperation.

Lest you think this post is a downer, let me get to the point. Blog traffic is down everywhere, but I've noticed over the last couple of years that Miss Cellania is doing relatively well, with more people coming here than some surprising and profitable legacy blogs. And I can vouch for the quality of the readers. Many of you I consider friends! I guess people settle down to stick with what they like, and I can attribute the longevity of this blog to the readers who keep coming back to see the stuff I like, because you like it, too.

And that's why I do this. Miss Cellania is basically a place for me to share things that I find funny, informative, or at least interesting with friends. And I am exceedingly grateful to my friends who come here to see those things. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Pat yourself on the back, for keeping Miss Cellania around for 19 years!      

Top image from Married to the Sea.

 

Tuesday, June 18, 2024

If Restaurants Hired Food Bloggers



If you've ever looked up a recipe on the internet, and we know you have or you wouldn't be here, you know that food bloggers have a tendency to tell a long story about a dish before telling us how to make it. It's not just a tradition in a thoroughly modern profession; there are concrete reasons for the long-winded introductions. However, these long recipe intros have become a meme that even food bloggers themselves laugh about. Ryan George personifies the clash between the online recipe world and the chaotic art of running a restaurant by sending a food blogger to work the back end. His first day on the job goes as well as you might expect. Too bad the head chef doesn't seem to know about the "jump to recipe" button. This guy probably has it on him somewhere. My guess is that it is under his hat.

Tuesday, August 22, 2023

18 Years

Today I am commemorating an anniversary that I usually remember a day late, if at all. On August 22, 2005, the first post appeared here at Miss Cellania. 

Eighteen years, can you believe it? I haven't done anything for eighteen years. I've spent less time raising kids, less time in school, less time living anywhere I've ever lived. I've never held a job that long; Neatorama is close, but I got that job because of this blog.

When I started this site, my kids were seven and eight years old. Now Princess goes by "Mama" and Gothgrrl goes by "Doctor." In the time I've been blogging here, I've gone through six computers, two houses, and a husband. And a whole lot of hair colors!

Blogging itself has gone through a lot of changes in that time. I came to it through an explosion of bloggers in 2005, and rode the wave of bloggers being paid for writing. Some of those folks got tired after a while and decided to spend their time doing something else. Some, like me, began to make money at it and turned it into a career. I did that by writing for other, more lucrative sites, which was good because today, people who depend on their own blogs for a living are stressed out and suffering. Social media came along, and while it got millions of people to engage on the internet for the first time, they didn't venture far from the social media sites. It's just easier to rely on a feed than to seek out websites. I am reminded of that every time I repost something from years ago. On the admin side, I can see a list of posts with how many hits it has. The reruns have hundreds, sometimes thousands of views, while new posts peak at a hundred or less. Strangely, I manage to make a couple hundred dollars a year from just that, while back in the day, I made almost nothing for this site. Looks like there's more internet money involved now overall, just spread among way more people. Still, I was never interested in monetization or SEO. It just seemed more trouble than it's worth. 

The decline of blogs means I've lost more jobs than I can count in the last few years, but I am lucky. I'm no longer supporting a family or paying a mortgage, and I'm reaching the age where I don't want to work anyway.

The reason I keep posting on Miss Cellania is because it's a hobby, and I enjoy it. I have no contract to deliver x number of posts a day, and I can take a break when I want to. But I never do, because I so often schedule posts ahead of time. My paycheck doesn't depend on the quality of posts, so I don't stress about it. Like any hobby, it would be easier to just not do it, but I enjoy posting here, and I love to hear from people who read it. I've made some really good friends by doing this. If no one came to read or comment, I'd probably let the site go. But the few readers I have left are well worth it.

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Another Anniversary


 

Yesterday, I saw that it was August 22nd, and that seemed important, but I couldn't recall why. My daughter's birthday is on the 22nd, but that's in April, so I convinced myself that I was just reacting to the number. Today I realize that it was the anniversary of this blog! My first post went up on August 22, 2005, which makes Miss Cellania 17 years old. That's a long time. I'd gotten the itch to blog since a couple of folks in my online parents group were doing it, but my old tangerine iMac G3 was incapable, so I had to order a new computer. As soon as I set up my new Mac Mini, I was posting away!

Since then, I've worn out two Mac Minis and two iMacs, and am now on my fifth blogging computer. I went from Blogger to Squarespace and back to Blogger (and lost a lot of content). Miss Cellania now has 37,500 posts, with quite a few being reposted years later and a ton of them suffering from link rot. I learned long ago not to use link-shortening URLs because eventually those services go out of business, and even if the target link is still good, you won't find it. Of course, back then I never anticipated I'd still be doing this 17 years later. It was just a hobby, something to do with my time after my husband died in 2004, and a way to reach out and make new friends. Turning it into a career was pretty much an accident.

In those 17 years, I've moved house, raised two kids, remarried, acquired five more kids, became widowed again, grown old, and worked for a half-dozen other blogs. I've made a lot of friends along the way. I've learned a million new things. I still enjoy building this site, even when I feel pressured, if I'm being honest. How many more years will this blog last? I have no idea, but going at it one day at a time has turned into 17 years, so anything is possible.

This is as good a time as any to say THANK YOU to all of you for coming to visit. Thanks to you who have commented, sent links, taught me stuff I need to know, shared my posts, and recruited your friends to enjoy Miss Cellania. You are what keeps me going.

   

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

RIP Jonco

One of my earliest blogger friends has passed away. Jonco, at Bits and Pieces, died yesterday evening. His children broke the news on the blog.

Jonco was a link blogger from way back; he started Bits and Pieces in March of 2002. His idea of blogging was like mine; find funny and/or interesting things on the internet and share them with people who might enjoy them. In doing so, he built a community of people who stopped by his site for a laugh. They commented, they got to know each other, and they had discussions, largely with his "Open Mic Saturday" posts. Jonco traveled around and met some of his readers, and was always open to having dinner with someone who was passing through St. Louis. Then in 2010 he inaugurated his famous "Big Ass BBQ," (BABBQ) for loyal fans to meet up and have a good time. Jonco repeated his hospitality again in the next year. In 2012 he organized a Bits and Pieces gathering in Las Vegas. A good time was had by all. Another Las Vegas reunion was planned for 2020, but had to be canceled due to the pandemic. Here's a quote from a Christmas post:
I’ve met some wonderful people through this site and I’m proud that it has connected some of you together and fostered some lasting friendships. Whether we’ve met in person or just gotten to know one another through the website or on Facebook, I want to thank you for coming here, commenting, and being part of our little worldwide neighborhood.  
One thing you could say about Jonco- he knew how to make friends. He will be greatly missed by his many readers and those of us in the blogging community. My deepest condolences to his wife Pat, his son Dave, and his daughter Kris.


Sunday, September 05, 2021

Google: Run By Machines, for Machines

Don't you just love Google AdSense? They place ads on my blog, and a couple times a year they send me a small check. Otherwise I ignore it. And every once in a while, they send a warning about some kind of violations. Like this:

In the last 24 hours:

    New violations were detected. As a result, ad serving has been restricted or disabled on pages where these violations of the AdSense Program Policies were found. To resolve the issues, you can either remove the violating content and request a review, or remove the ad code from the violating pages.
The warning does not say what kind of violations these are, what "violating content" they mean, or what pages they are referring to. The also send a few links, but none of them contain specific information, either. I know I didn't do anything, because I have not added, deleted, moved, or clicked on any ads. This happens a few times a year, and nothing ever happens, no ads disappear, and I haven't been kicked out of the program. I have no idea what they expect me to do about it, so I do nothing.  


Friday, December 04, 2020

Tweet of the Day

(via Pleated-Jeans)

Saturday, August 22, 2020

Blogiversary

Most years I forget the anniversary of this blog, but this one is a sort of milestone. Fifteen years have passed since I put up the very first post here at Miss Cellania. And so much has changed in that time.

When I started Miss Cellania, I was a relatively young widow with two small children looking for a creative outlet. Blogging was opening up to everyone at the time, with free platforms and plenty of readers. There was a ton of people making fun stuff to share. I threw my heart into it, and met many fine people virtually, which led to a career of writing internet content. That was so much fun! Then the blogging world contracted as the money went elsewhere, and those other jobs did as well. Social media brought way more people to the internet, but so many of those new users never venture outside social media. I've had to adjust, but I am much older, my kids are grown, my needs are few, the mortgage is now a light at the end of a tunnel, and my mother needs my time, so it's working out okay for now.   

In the last 15 years, I gained (and lost) another husband with five more children. I left radio for the internet. I bought another house and expanded it to a ridiculous size. My kids grew up. There was menopause. I upgraded my computer four times. I still don't use a smartphone. Some of my early blogging friends have given up, some have gone on to greater things, and a few have died. I miss Gene Maudlin (Old Horsetail Snake), Gerard Vlemmings (the Presurfer), and Kevin Gray (Nothing to do with Arbroath).

I still can't believe it's been 15 years. It's been a fun ride so far. 

Politics in the Trump era affected the internet, as people turned to everything online as a medium for anger. That combined with the lack of support for free and fun content made it harder and harder for link bloggers to find anything worth sharing. And then 2020 came, with the coronavirus bringing more struggle, despair, and division. You may or may not have noticed that I am recycling some very old content to fill in the gaps of this blog's entertainment schedule. I have noticed that the dearth of fun stuff is affecting other sites, because several times I have reposted something from 10 or 12 years ago, and it's been picked up and circulated by other sites (sometimes with attribution, mostly not). That shows me how hungry people are for something funny to relieve the stress of modern living.  

So I look forward to a few more years of hanging on to Miss Cellania, mainly for the fun and camaraderie, since it never brought in money.

On this anniversary, I want to thank everyone who comes to visit Miss Cellania, those who comment, whose who share links, those who send me material, and few who've gone above and beyond the call of duty to get me through. I appreciate all of you. You make it worthwhile and then some! 


Sunday, January 06, 2019

How to Fix Social Media

I can't argue against this. I think we should all return to blogs as a more civil kind of interaction than social media. But I am kind of biased. This comic is from Zach Weinersmith of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

Thursday, August 23, 2018

Blogiversary 13

I used to post about the anniversary every year, but it eventually got away from me, and several years I missed it by a day. While August 23rd sticks in my mind, the first post on Miss Cellania was actually on August 22, 2005. Thirteen years is a long time for a personal blog, although nowhere near a record. The story of how it all came about was in the last blogiversary post three years ago, which I also missed by one day.

There are 24,974 posts here, some of which have yet to be published. There would have been thousands more if I hadn't have migrated to Squarespace and back- I still have the data for all those missing posts, but they are formatted for Wordpress and won't post on Blogger. Come to think of it, they wouldn't post on Wordpress, either, because I tried that. I have occasionally reposted some of them manually, but just dipping into those huge files is a pain that I've mostly put off. For years I watched Sitemeter, as it approached ten million pageviews. I was planning to post something special for that milestone, and I almost got there when Sitemeter went out of business. So I started paying attention to Blogger's stats, which had me exceeding ten million pageviews long ago. Oh, well.  

Starting this blog all those years ago led me to a career in blogging for a time. I wrote for YesButNoButYes, which ended in 2010, and Mental Floss, which scaled back my duties and pay, and Neatorama, where I was managing editor for years, but cutbacks there meant the entire staff was laid off this last spring. I was then re-hired to post a bare-bones version so the site can hang on until the financial situation improves -if it ever does. So now I am truly part-time and looking for more work. The prospect of punching a clock after years of working from home terrified me, but I applied for jobs around town. However, it turns out that no one wants to hire a almost-60-year-old woman with few local contacts and little relevant experience. So I'm caught in a zone between employability and retirement, as I still have a mortgage and seven years to go before Social Security kicks in.

I am glad to still have my personal blog, which has always been a hobby and an outlet, but also a bridge to meet wonderful people on the internet. Thanks to all of you who come by, who comment, and who make it all worthwhile!

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

HuffPo

This may be too much of an in-joke. HuffPo is notorious for hiring or contracting with both aspiring and experienced writers, then "letting" them write articles for the "exposure." From Married to the Sea.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Miss Cellania is Ten Years Old

For the biggest part of this year I’ve had it in the back of my mind to make a special celebration out of August 23rd, when my blog turns ten years old. Earlier this month, I was reminded of that when I worked on Neatorama’s ten year anniversary. And then yesterday I made plans to write something, but then got distracted, like I always do. This morning, I said, “Holy Moly, it’s my ten year anniversary!” So the first thing I did was look up my very first post to link it, and whaddaya know, it was published on August 22, 2005. It’s like I forgot my own birthday or something. Well, happy belated blogiversary to me.

Let me tell you how it all happened. My husband died in August of 2004. I was only 45 and had two small children. As I slowly climbed out of the grief pit, it became clear I was just plain lonely. We were living in his hometown, not mine, and most of our friends were his friends. I was busy with work and parenting, so I turned to a small private parenting group of online friends who had been so supportive. I started an email joke list to let people know I still had my sense of humor. I emailed old friends near and far. One of the guys in my parenting group introduced me to “blogs” by recommending I read Boing Boing. A mom on the group started a blog. What a wonderful idea! However, my current computer wasn’t up to the task, so I bought a new one, my first NEW computer ever. And I started Miss Cellania.

I was a real n00b, but spent a lot of time surfing, writing, and promoting the site. By commenting at other sites, I met a lot of bloggers- even dated a couple of them eventually. Blogging was a lot of fun! Meanwhile, my career as a radio announcer was reaching a dead end after 24 years. I no longer enjoyed it, and it probably showed, but I kept plugging away because I needed the money. In 2006, I was assigned a shift that was incompatible with parenting school-age children, so I quit. Staying in the profession would mean moving out of town, and since I finally got my house paid off, I didn’t want to deal with the hassle. So I avoided the job question and kept blogging.

In July of 2006, the guys at YesButNoButYes asked me to to join them as a writer. Then Alex at Neatorama linked to one of my posts, and later asked me to do a co-blogging feature, and then asked me to post on his site. In early 2007, mental_floss contacted me about writing for them. They were even willing to pay me, which was mind-blowing. As blogs became more popular and attracted advertisers, Neatorama and YesButNoButYes started paying writers as well. I began to think that maybe I didn’t need to find another job. Blogging for a living has its advantages and disadvantages.

In April of 2010, Alex made me managing editor of Neatorama. Shortly afterward, YesButNoButYes ended. I wrote for a couple of other blogs along the way, but have settled down with Neatorama and mental_floss because that’s the most I can handle.

Since I started this blog, I bought a house, got married and gained five more kids and now three grandchildren, went through menopause, and watched my children grow up (Princess is leaving home in a couple of weeks). I migrated this blog to a different host for several years and then back to Blogger, and there’s a ton of archives I still haven’t reposted. Blogging itself has changed as well. Social media is now king, even though blogs have more content. The attention span of those surfing the ‘net has decreased, and innovation has given way to improving on familiar tropes.

Here’s a timeline I created a few years ago about my internet career. I really should update that more often. 

I don’t know what the future holds for the site. There was a time not so long ago (or maybe it was long ago) when Miss Cellania had 5,000 visitors every day, with some days hitting twice that. Now I’m lucky to get 800 views in a day. Strangely, though, I’m making more money from it now than I did then. Advertisers learned the value of blogs late in the game. Part of that loss is because I don’t have time to promote my own site, since I’m so busy with the blogs that support my family. Part of it is the shifting habits of web surfers. There’s not much I can do about either trend. I’m pretty sure I will keep this site even if no one visits, because it’s my personal home on the web.

Thanks a million to everyone who comes to visit, who ever came over the past ten years. I couldn’t have done it without you!

Update: Thank you so much to everyone who left a comment! It's wonderful to know that there are people who still check in here every day. Thanks to John Farrier for posting a link at Neatorama. And to Marilyn for posting it at Nag on the Lake. Thanks to madamjujujive at Everlasting Blort for this neat gif.





Saturday, January 31, 2015

Eight Years


This kind of surprised me. I went to my login page at mental_floss by accident and saw that I've been there eight years now. The last time I looked at it, it said seven years and twelve months, which is kind of amusing.

Eight years! I never worked for the same employer that long in my entire career in radio. I've actually been posting at Neatorama for longer than that, but mental_floss was the first blog that ever paid me for posting. Neatorama and YesButNoButYes started paying when they started making money.

Of course, job longevity is a double-edged sword. Thinking of topics to write about gets harder, because when some idea comes up, I've most likely already done that post by now. And after eight years, you'd think I'd be good at it. Go figure.

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

The Wolf of Buzzfeed



A Wolf of Wall Street trailer mashup with popular link site Buzzfeed. The more you know about blogging and link sites in general, the more you'll appreciate the humor in this. (via Uproxx)