After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $1,300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.“Thanks,” she said. “But I only charge $20.”
”Twenty bucks for the entire night?” the amazed politician replied.
“You can’t make a living on that.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” the lady of the night, replied. “I do a little blackmail on the side".
(Thanks, Rich!)
2 comments:
Wow! This post title has (literally) everything!
My apologies! I copied too much from the old site to bring that one over here. Thanks for letting me know -I've been busy writing for mental_floss today.
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