Tuesday, October 22, 2019

One-Man Halloween Medley



If you want to dance the Monster Mash or the Time Warp, here's the music for it! All these movie monsters are played by Peter Hollens, who also did the singing. The medley shifts into high gear toward the end, when the songs all blend together.

Medieval Pun

(via reddit)

Cats vs. Invisible Wall



The humans erected an invisible wall, and the cats are completely bumfuzzled. If anyone tells you that cats don't have expressive faces, you just show them this video.

Halloween Ghouls

Fictional incarnations have their drawbacks, but a skeleton, being quite real, can either terrify us or entertain us. I suppose that comes from its real-world availability to comedians like first-year medical students. While zombies and ghosts come and go, or at least change over time, skeletons have always been with us and are infinitely posable. This comic is from Alex Culang and Raynato Castro at Buttersafe.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!

Whew, I almost missed another holiday, like I missed my 14th blogiversary and International Talk Like a Pirate Day. But I saw somewhere that today is INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY, SO PUSH THE KEY AND HAVE AT IT! I WROTE ABOUT THIS MORE EXTENSIVELY A FEW YEARS AGO AT MENTAL FLOSS, SO CHECK OUT THE CULTURE OF CAPS LOCK DAY AND FIND YOUR OWN WAY TO CELEBRATE THIS MOST ANNOYING MADE-UP HOLIDAY!




There's Something Hidden in This Picture

(Thanks, WTM!)

Russian Railroad Crossing



Relying on "normal" safeguards can get you killed. Especially in Russia. This happened in St. Petersburg, but I still look both ways before crossing a railroad track anywhere, even where there are lights and barriers. (via reddit)

Miss Cellania's Links

What You Need to Know About Poke Sallet. My parents ate it, but considering the difficulty of gathering enough leaves at just the right stage and cooking it three times only to produce a dish with a "vaguely asparagus-meets-spinach flavor" which acts as a laxative, I'd just as soon open a can of something else and wait for the garden greens. (via Metafilter)


The End of an Era. Particularly for fans of the site 11 Foot 8.

Did George Washington Poop With Friends? (via Strange Company)

The Tragic Story of America’s First Black Music Star. Thomas Wiggins, an African-American musician marketed as ‘Blind Tom’, had a lucrative career—but saw none of the profits himself.

Every Single Person Who Has Resigned or Been Fired From the Trump Administration. (via Nag on the Lake)

They Accidentally Packed the Cat.

The winners of the 2019 Nikon Small World Microphotography competition. (via Damn Interesting)

How to Name a Mountain Gorilla in Rwanda. This past September, 25 new mountain gorilla babies were named in front of 30,000 people who attended the ceremony.

Portrait of an Inessential Government Worker. This profile of Art Allen's lifesaving work is a much better story than the title would imply. (via Metafilter)

A blast from the past (2015): 9 Halloween Costumes Ripped from the Headlines.

The Provider

(via Fark)

The Final Trailer



The last trailer for the last movie in the three-trilogy Skywalker saga is out. Is that a milestone? It may be the end of this story, but it's certainly not the last of Star Wars. Disney paid George Lucas too much money for that to ever be true. Tickets for The Rise of Skywalker went on sale last night, too, even though the movie is still two months away. It's a bit jarring to see Kylo and Rey trying to kill each other, then talking, then killing a common enemy, then trying to kill each other again. C3PO might make you verklempt, and seeing General Leia might make you tear up.

Tweet of the Day

Monday, October 21, 2019

Sale

I usually don't post simple typos, but sometimes they work so well in context that I can't resist. (via Bad Newspaper)

As Long As You're Bloody



The Slashstreet Boys presents their serial killer version of "As Long as You Love Me" by the Backstreet Boys, complete with '80s neon windbreakers and soft focus cinematography. This is from the Merkins. If you like it, you'll love their song from last Halloween, "I'll Kill You That Way." (via Geeks Are Sexy)

Showoff

(via reddit)

My Weekend Off

My internet was out from 9AM Saturday to 3PM Sunday. There was an area outage at first, but when everyone else's internet came back, mine didn't, and it took a while to figure that out. They had to send a technician, who wouldn't be there until 3 Sunday afternoon. That's when I found out how very dependent I am on the internet.

First, I couldn't work. But I also couldn't watch TV (I am streaming-only), play video games (I discovered there aren't any on my computers), read the news, or most of the other things I do. Gothgrrl went back to campus Saturday afternoon because even her homework is done by internet. Gardening was out because it was raining. I caught up on housework. I decided to go crack walnuts in the basement, but then my bench vise gave out. Thinking I'd fix it, I decided to look up the structure and function of a bench vise ...but I couldn't look anything up. I had set plants out to get watered in the rain. Should I bring them in for the night? Who knows, I couldn't look up the forecast like I normally do.

I visited family, went to church, and slept longer than I have in years. Then a nice young technician found I had both a weak cable signal and a fried modem (probably from overuse). The modem was less than a year old, and I had already replaced the router of the same age that failed a couple of weeks before. He installed new cable and provided a new modem, and I feel a profound sense of gratitude for both the lesson in patience and the restored connectedness.


Of course, you didn't even miss me, since most all of the posts here at my site are pre-loaded. It would take about a week before anyone noticed a difference.

Explaining Blue and Green Eyes



Melanin is the natural brown pigment that determines the color of our skin, hair, and eyes. Lipochrome is another natural pigment that confers a yellow color. However, there are no natural blue or green pigments in the human body. So why are some eyes blue and some green? Simon Whistler explains what's happening in those eyes. And I found out why my green eyes are sometimes gray. The eye color discussion is only five minutes long. An ad appears at five minutes, then there are bonus eye facts at about six minutes. (via Digg)  

In checking out this post, I was led down a path that explained how I ended up with a green-eyed deaf cat. When I talk about Marshmallow, people tell me she can't be deaf; only blue-eyed white cats are deaf. But according to Wikipedia, "17 to 22 percent of white cats with nonblue eyes are deaf".


Ghost Story



Would you have figured out this was a ghost story without the title? It took me a minute, I'll have to admit. This comic is from Nathan Pyle's Strange Planet.

Clowns

Miss Cellania's Links

A gravediggin' story. More funny than scary.

The Quest for the Irish Atlantis.

Impeachment is too important to leave to Congress — it’s going to take mass mobilization.

The Bizarre Rise of Fast Food Fused with Snack Foods. (via Metafilter)

The Mystery of the Missing Sausage. With bonus bacon candles.

Power Tripping in the Swamp: How Trump’s DC Hotel Swallowed Washington.

Jane Scott, the Preston Poisoner. (via Strange Company)

How Do Sodas in Outdoor Vending Machines Not Freeze in Winter?

Trump Writes Unhinged ‘Legal’ Letter Demanding That CNN Pay Him Money.  (via Metafilter)

A blast from the past (2008): Who Was Dr. Frankenstein?

Uncomfortable Vibe

(via Fark)