Sunday, August 19, 2018

Tube Dating



Foka Wolf is the British equivalent of Obvious Plant. He makes funny fake ads and posts them in conspicuous places around London. See more here. (via Nag on the Lake)

Pot Sobriety Test



On October 17, 2018, recreational marijuana will become legal in Canada. That doesn't mean driving while stoned will be legal. We've got well-refined tests for driving while under the influence of alcohol, but how would you test for how high someone is? There are certain signs, and these folks display all of them in a skit from the CBC show 22 Minutes. (via Boing Boing)

Baloney

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Saturday, August 18, 2018

Me Time



Here's an animated version of the webcomic Sarah's Scribbles by Sarah Andersen, that completely encapsulates what she's all about.


Good News

(via reddit)

Artificial Intelligence Image Generator

Okay, here's something to suck up your entire weekend. Enter some text, and let an online algorithm generate an image for you via artificial intelligence. Cris Valenzuela's online text-to-image generator makes it really simple for non-geeks. The image above was my first attempt, when I entered "flying bat." Below is "flower garden." 


And this one is "army on the march."


I'll be generating a lot more today. Read more about it at Digg.

Denmark Sets the Record Straight



Fox News tried to denigrated Denmark in a an opinion piece (which viewers often mistake for news). The things she says don't really sound all that bad, but it's obvious she was trying to warn us against implementing social systems like theirs.  Denmark isn't having any of it. (via Boing Boing)



Friday, August 17, 2018

True Facts: Bobbit Worm and Polychaete Pals



Ze Frank has a new video in his True Facts series that is both informative and juvenile. Sea worms are quite photogenic for worms, even beautiful, although their lifestyles can make you cringe. Be warned that Ze Frank's phallic innuendos may be NSFW. (via Tastefully Offensive)

Cats Protecting Babies Compilation



Could this be any cuter? (via Metafilter)

Miss Cellania's Links

19 Performances That Prove Aretha Franklin Was the Greatest of All Time. She was truly the Queen of Soul.

Feral Children of Myth and Reality. Authenticated cases are rare and often quite sad.

A Huge Misperception About Sex. Our mistaken view of other people's sex lives may color our attitudes toward them.

Stop Telling Me to Turn My Brain Off During Movies. A well-made film will engross the viewer even if it doesn't make complete sense. (via Metafilter)

The Best Internet Responses To Racists.

Hey Jude” Still Makes Everything “Better, Better, Better.” Fifty years ago this month, the biggest band in the world released their biggest hit.

How Not to Get Screwed Over by Your Mechanic. Most mechanics are not out to cheat you, but the few that do are enough to scare all of us. (via Digg)

The Myth of the Soulmate. No one is perfect, but you don't need perfection to find love and a satisfying relationship.

Flexing your wealth won’t make you any friends.

A blast from the past (2009): 8 Bookstore Cats.

Bald Head Waxing



Lots of men go for the hairless head, because it's cooler in hot weather and you don't have to think about how your hair looks. It's also an easy way to hide the fact that you are losing hair. But shaving every day can get old. How about having your head waxed? Wax on, wax off! However, the procedure itself is not the most pleasant way to spend your time, as you can see. I don't know what's being said, but this is the most action I've ever seen in a barber shop. I could readily believe this was a skit from a comedy show. (via Boing Boing)


Tweet of the Day


(via Buzzfeed)

Thursday, August 16, 2018

The Queen of Soul



Aretha Franklin died this morning at her home in Detroit. She will always be an inspiration.

Miss Cellania's Links

How a Transplanted Face Transformed a Young Woman’s Life. With images that may be disturbing to sensitive souls. (via Metafilter

In the 1960s, the U.S. Government Set Off a Pair of Nukes Under Mississippi. The first underground tests were a strange experience for those living above it.

Inside the Lab Where Spiders Put on Face Paint and Fake Eyelashes (and Termites Wear Capes). For some species, looks can mean the difference between becoming a daddy and becoming dinner.

The F.B.I. Needs to Explain Its Reasons for Firing Peter Strzok. He's the third high-ranking G-man fired for political reasons.

Pizza Delivery Man Plays Beethoven for Customers. Let's hope he got a generous tip.

For Sale: Your Under the Tuscan Sun Fixer-Upper Awaits. A look inside the ruins of an abandoned Italian villa you could purchase.

Pigs in Space: the Adventures of Trump's Space Force.

The 60 Greatest Capes in Movie History. In no way limited to superheroes, they have graced the shoulders of cinemas's most amazing characters.

The Trump Administration Is Launching Stealth Attacks on Veterans. Three rich guys that play golf at Mar-a-Lago are serving policy for the VA.

A blast from the past (2014): Heroes of the D-Day Invasion.

Not Involved

(via Fark)

Tweet of the Day


(via Boing Boing)

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Farming

(via reddit)

How NASA’s Parker Solar Probe Will Touch the Sun



NASA launched the Parker Solar Probe on Sunday, heading toward the sun. It will take seven years to get there, and if the air conditioning system holds out, it will get as close as 3.8 million miles from the sun. It's also supposed to eventually become the fastest-moving object ever made by man. I'm impressed. (via The Kid Should See This)

God's Plan

It's His prerogative to judge. (via Bits and Pieces)

Miss Cellania's Links

Cities of the World Where You Don’t Need AC or Heat. There are 13 cities that fill the bill, and quite a few more that have rather nice temperatures.

With BlacKkKlansman, Spike Lee Turns a Dull Memoir Into an Energetic Crowd-Pleaser. A movie with a message can still be exciting and even funny.

After 100 Years, Roald Amundsen’s Polar Ship Returns to Norway. The Maud is safe, despite a century of bad luck and failed voyages.

White House Takes Aim At Financial Protections For Military

You Should Get Your Coffee Before Boarding Your Flight. If the flight attendants won't drink the water on a plane, neither should you.

40 Vintage Portraits of Extremely Handsome Victorian Men With Mustaches. Many resemble one modern movie star or another. (via Messy Nessy Chic)

The Rise of Identity Condiments. How you feel about mayonnaise can signify your generational status, whether you use it or not. (via Metafilter


America is Terrible at Summer Vacation. About half of us will take no time off at all.

Where even Walmart won't go: how Dollar General took over rural America.

The Potato Paradox.

A blast from the past (2014): The Origins of 6 Odd Canadian Place Names.