Rapid Response

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O Fortuna

You know the song, but did you know the lyrics? (via reddit) 

Weekend

As they say, going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. The caveat is that most Americans will have a short work week starting tomorrow. This comic is from Chris at Lunarbaboon.

Island

(Thanks, WTM!)

The 2020 Democratic Debate in Atlanta

SNL loves their casting for the 2020 Democratic field -as they should. You can imagine each of them wondering who will keep their role for the next five years. Last night's cold open was impeachment-related, but not as funny as the debate.  

Hiding

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Dog Goes for a Joyride

A man in Port St. Lucie, Florida, got out of his car in a neighborhood cul-de-sac and left the engine running. He also left his Labrador retriever in the car. The dog somehow put the car into reverse gear and set it in motion, driving circles around the cul-de-sac. For an hour. The car finally hit a mailbox, which slowed it enough so that police could unlock it with a passcode. The dog, happy after his extended car ride, emerged wagging his tail. (via Gizmodo)

Tweet of the Day

Doggo revives hooman 🐶🤣🤣pic.twitter.com/ZA01sAi26v

— Ffs OMG Vids 📽🔞 (@Ffs_OMG) November 6, 2019

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Big News from the Formby Times

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The Hidden Hand

The Hidden Hand is a horror comedy from 1942. From Wikipedia:

John Channing (Milton Parsons) is an insane-asylum escapee. In her efforts to protect her brother from the authorities, John's sister Lorinda (Cecil Cunningham) opens the door for a series of grisly murders. Peter Thorne (Craig Stevens) and Mary Winfield (Elizabeth Fraser) try to stop John before he kills again.

Getting the Job Done

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I am Not Dead, I am 55 Today

There's nothing like vodka, pork rinds, and a November swim to celebrate your birthday. (via reddit)

Wait

One can only wait for so long. One can only hold out hope that the end is coming for a certain period of time before all hope is gone. The only comfort is that this experience is universal, and not some moral failure on our parts. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

Moron, Jr.

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Baby Yoda (Floating In A Pod)

The infant character from the Disney+ series The Mandalorian doesn't yet have a name, but the internet has dubbed him/her/it Baby Yoda, and that tells you pretty much all you need to know. The meme has taken off, which means Parry Gripp had to sing a little song about Baby Yoda. The artwork is from Nathan Mazur. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

Darkness

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Emo Trump

Nick Lutsko has a bunch of these songs, some based on speeches, others on Tweets.

Tweet of the Day

We've done it again!! WooHoo!!! We're Rich is UP!!! I-75 mile marker 78 Berea - northbound. This sucker is YUGE!

Please #SupportTheBoards https://t.co/inGNJ3iM46 pic.twitter.com/jYiFIBS8Cx

— MadDogPAC (@maddogpac) August 12, 2019

How did I miss this? Oh, yeah, I always get off I-75 at exit 76, because that's how you get to where my kids live. (via reddit)

Okay Then

I looked, but could not find a But Hole military base anywhere. (via Bad Newspaper)

Combo Sports

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