Thursday, May 03, 2018

Tweet of the Day


Yes, the Boy Scouts changed their name. Read about it, and the reaction, here.

Wednesday, May 02, 2018

Fact

Arrested Development: Star Wars



The 2003-2006 TV series Arrested Development was produced and narrated by Ron Howard (Opie Taylor, Richie Cunningham). Ron Howard is also the director of the forthcoming Star Wars film Solo. Therefore, it only made sense for Disney to combine the two in a promotional film. So what we have is Ron Howard narrating the story of Star Wars (Episode IV, A New Hope) in the style of Arrested Development. It's not a new idea. You can see a mashup from last summer that uses audio clips from Arrested Development for the narration, and another, longer version without Howard's voice. It's funny, but let's hope that it doesn't foreshadow anything about the style of the film Solo, which hits theaters May 25. (via Metafilter)

Nope.

This is what they call a sky pool. Not for me. Nope. (via reddit)

How to Hold a Cat



You may wonder how on earth there could be this much information on how to hold a cat, but Dr. Uri Burstyn, https://vancouvereast.vet/ the Helpful Vancouver Vet, https://youtu.be/OAGfx7eB3gA doesn't waste any time giving us solid information about cats and their reactions. He shows us his techniques for picking up a cat, restraining a cat, and dealing with a "shoulder cat," in case you have one of those. Squish. That. Cat. None of my cats, as needy as they are, like to be picked up. I attribute that to them being raise in a houseful of clumsy kids. (via reddit


The Breakup

I don't blame him a bit. She's too clever to live with. This comic is from Zach Weinersmith at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

Computer Aid

The Existential Pleading of the Inner Heart



When your inner monologue gets really boring or maybe disturbing, you can distract yourself by listening to someone else's inner monologue. This one belongs to Colin T. Heart in a video by The McLeod Brothers. (via Everlasting Blort


Miss Cellania's Links

Passing the Torch. As Avengers: Infinity War broke The Force Awakens' record for the biggest opening weekend ever, Lucasfilm sent Marvel a congratulatory note that continues a Hollywood tradition.

The Great High School Impostor. Ukrainian Artur Samarin couldn't afford college in the U.S., so he suddenly became five years younger and American.

Y'allidarity! Does Socialism have a future in Texas? (via Metafilter)

The Triple Homicide in D.C. That Laid the Groundwork for Americans’ Right to Remain Silent. Police interrogation techniques came to the public consciousness in 1919.

In 1931, Zora Neale Hurston sought to publish the story of the final slave-ship survivor. Read an excerpt of her interviews with 95-year-old Cudjo Lewis, also known as Kossula.

China is Using Brain-Scanning Helmets to Track Workers’ Emotions. Industry leaders claim it reduces mistakes and increases productivity.

The First Female Detectives. Dead Shot Mary and Lilian Armfield were groundbreakers on opposite sides of the world. (via Strange Company)

Trump’s Nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize Was Apparently Forged. Twice.

My Daughter’s Homework Is Killing Me. Several hours every night cuts into sleep, because everything else has already been sacrificed. 

Amid the opioid epidemic, white means victim, black means addict.

Firefighter

(via Fark)

An Honest Trailer for Honest Trailers



Did Screen Junkies run out of movies to savage? Whatever the reason, they decided to go meta and turn their criticisms around and make an Honest Trailer for the Honest Trailer series. But since they really didn't know how to do that, they enlisted artificial intelligence to write it. 
With the aid of Botnik Labs, they created some magical computer program that analyzed every single Honest Trailer script and generated this masterpiece poking fun at all of our tropes, styles, and themes. It is odd. It is insane. It is amazing.
You can see the formula they always use, although the subject matter zips back and forth across the wide variety of movies they've critiqued. It makes no sense at all, but that never stopped Hollywood, so why should it stop Screen Junkies? Just enjoy the weirdness. 


Tweet of the Day


(via The AV Club)

Tuesday, May 01, 2018

That's About Right

Japanese Legend

(via reddit)

Alcoholic

Taking Home Base



The ball is apparently out of play -some young leagues have different rules. The coach tells the player to run to home base. You might call this "running" if you're being generous. Hey, it's his time to shine! And besides, he's seen a few movies, and knows that the crucial moment happens in slow motion so the audience doesn't miss it. You may as well make your moment of glory last as long as possible. This little boy is going places ...probably not the majors, but maybe Comedy Central. (via Tastefully Offensive


Miss Cellania's Links

Fake Avengers Fakes. Since there aren't enough bootleg knockoff toys to make fun of, Obvious Plant made some that are just awful enough to believe.  (via Boing Boing)

How Michelle Wolf Blasted Open the Fictions of Journalism in the Age of Trump. 

When Romania's Ruler Went Medieval on the Ottomans. Forget Dracula, the reign of Vlad the Impaler was all the more horrific because it really happened.

Why The Blob (1988) Is One of the Best Horror Remakes Ever. It was lost in a flood of remakes in the '80s, but deserves another look.

Simone Giertz has a brain tumor. That kind of news makes everything else seem unimportant.

The Original Donald Trump. An article about Roy Cohn tells us a lot about how Trump got where he is today.

The Diva Who Grew Her Own Exotic Kingdom. Madame Ganna Walska was known for her marriages, her failed opera career, and her garden Lotusland.

What Shapes Are Things in Outer Space? Seven astronomers and physicists tell us what they know.

The 'Million Dollar Mermaid' Who Urged Women To Be Physically Free. Champion swimmer Annette Kellerman was arrested for wearing a workable swimsuit. (via Nag on the Lake)

The meaning of "respect." 

Comfort

(via Fark)

Frog



Life is not easy for a frog who has to deal with humanity. (via PAgent’s Video Picks)

Tweet of the Day


(via Buzzfeed)