Saturday, May 03, 2014

Kissing Booth

Cantina Band Auditions



Like any bar with live music, our favorite hangout at Mos Eisley must hold auditions for live acts every once in a while. What kind of talent does that wretched hive of scum and villainy attract? Rick Springfield, Weird Al Yankovic, Lisa Loeb, Reggie Watts, and other alien species you will recognize. (via Viral Viral Videos)

Friday, May 02, 2014

Selling Point

Please Use This Song



Jon Lajoie wrote a little song you can use in your TV ads. It will sell anything, but he’s mainly aiming to sell the song itself. See, there’s no money in the music business (for artists), but there’s plenty in advertising. The lyrics, and an iTunes link, are at the YouTube page. (via Uproxx)

Fairness

(via reddit)

12 Happy Dogs and One Cat



Twelve very happy and well-behaved dogs go for an excursion to the beach in Australia and express themselves to the tune of “Happy.” Oh yeah, there’s a cat, too. It’s Didga, the skateboarding cat! You know he’ll be able to hold his own with all those dogs. This video is a lot of fun, but you just wait until they all go swimming -including Didga! (via Tastefully Offensive)


Almost Human

The Simpsons LEGO Episode: “Brick Like Me”



Simpsons fans have been waiting patiently for the LEGO-themed episode of the animated sitcom to be aired this Sunday, May 4th. Entitled “Brick Like Me,” the story has Homer waking up as a LEGO mini fig and finding his entire world made of LEGO pieces. He must figure out how it happened before he can get back to his normal world. (via Laughing Squid)

Miss Cellania's Links

Who is the McDonald in McDonald's restaurant?

Yes, you can buy your way into a Congressional seat.

Flaws Only A Protagonist Could Have. (via Metafilter)

Whatever Happened to Miss Cleo? Vice got an interview with Miss Cleo in Toronto and found out what her life as a psychic was like and how the whole adventure affected her life. (via Digg)

The real reason you’re circumcised. Educational, but NSFW. (via reddit)

The Top 50 Best American Television Show Theme Songs. Whether you agree our disagree with the rankings, you’ll love the fact that almost all of the songs have either a video or a link to a video.

The Rise and Fall of Circus Freakshows.

Tennessee Just Became The First State That Will Jail Women For Their Pregnancy Outcomes.

There’s an 81-foot-long dead whale on the beach in Trout River, Newfoundland that has swollen to twice its normal size. It could explode at any time. (via Metafilter)

Agloe, New York: The Town That Never Was. (via the Presurfer)

Blind Cat

U.S. Marines Watch Frozen



What is it about “Let It Go” that makes Marines go nuts? They get more and more excited as the song goes on, and explode in delight at a couple minutes in. The video is from Bill Nuche at Facebook, who said they like the part where Elsa lets down her hair because it’s hot. (via Buzzfeed)

Thursday, May 01, 2014

It Was in Large Bills

Stayin' in Black



Enjoy this mashup if “Stayin’ Alive” from the Bee Gees and “Back in Black” from AC/DC by Wax Audio. (via Laughing Squid

Toaster

(via reddit)

The Ballad of Sniffer and Tinni



It's a real life Disney movie! Sniffer the fox and and Tinni the dog are real life best friends living in a forest in Norway. Tinni’s owner, photographer Torgeir Berge, has documented their relationship and made them famous in their native Norway. Now their story has been turned into a children’s book by author Berit Helberg. Helberg also wrote a song about them, and this is the video. Her vocals are more confident in the Norwegian version (Snusen og Tinni), which you can see at Daily Picks and Flicks.

Evil is Abroad

Value

Bannerman



Gregor Clegane is a badass in the world of Game of Thrones in this song parody to the tune of Billy Joel’s “Piano Man.” Contains violence and gore, just like Game of Thrones. (via Neatorama)

Blind Dog

32 Car Name Meanings



Toyota was named after the company founder, but Hyundai is not -it’s a word that had its own meaning. Car names from other languages need to be explained, but even Camaro has an interesting story behind it -even if it isn’t true. John Green has plenty of such stories in the latest mental_floss video. (via mental_floss)