Trash Panda Nights

Surely by now you've heard of the raccoon that spent a night alone in a liquor store on Black Friday in Ashland, Virginia, breaking bottles and lapping up the spills. He was found the next morning, passed out by the toilet, just as one might expect. The story went global, and Virginia's ABC designed a new ad campaign around it. Russ "River Summers" Francis wrote a little song about it. (via Nag on the Lake)