Tuesday, January 06, 2026

Developing News

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

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— The Onion (@theonion.com) January 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM



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— Manic Pixie Dream Grandpa (@mpdg.cloud) January 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM

1 comment:

WTFGhost said...

The second diagram earns the "Three Stooges Triple FacePalm for when even Moe, Larry, and Curly can see it's a terrible idea...". And yet, I could see Trump deporting Maduro, if the courts rule that he must be treated as a political prisoner, or if his presence otherwise gives Trump grief.
Re: the first, somehow, the Onion always feels like they got to the crux of the matter better than (almost) anyone, and today is no exception.