Friday, March 27, 2026

Positive Affirmation



(via reddit

3 comments:

Bill said...

means "glad you put the seat up"

WilliamRocket said...

Obviously means 'Nice rooster tail' ... as evidenced by the filth on the underside of the toilet seat.
Too much information maybe, but the only way that seat can get that disgusting is from females.

-You can't write that, William
Why not ?
-It is a bit unseemly
They posted the dirty picture
-But you don't have to make it worse
Nothing I could do would make it worse
-Just behave
Ok, I won't post how filthy it is and why
-Good
Now I have to go and clean my already clean toilet seat.

(he posted the post anyway)

Anonymous said...

So you don’t sit down when you poo? Because that’ll make the seat dirty just as much as when anyone else sits to do anything else. In fact in any mixed sex household people are sitting something like 66% of the time.