Suddenly, the plane is losing altitude and they are about to crash. On board there are only two parachutes.
Immediately, Putin snatches a parachute and jumps out to save himself.
Biden takes the remaining parachute and gives it to Zelenskyy: "Save yourself, my friend. I am much older than you. Plus, in this difficult time your country needs you more than my country needs me. You deserve to live more than me."
Zelenskyy feels convinced, so grudgingly accepts to take the parachute, gives one last hug to Biden and jumps out of the plane.
Then the plane regains altitude and Biden safely lands in Washington, because it turns out what was downing the plane in the first place was the weight of Zelenskyy's massive balls.
(Courtesy of redditor SilverlockEr)
3 comments:
Oh, this is so wonderful! Thank you!
Indeed!
Not realistic, Putin would have taken both chutes.
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