The Mostly German Philosophers Love Song

Jeremy Boor wrote a love song using the names of philosophers and other famous folks with names that could be used.

Hegel, I Goethe Goethe have ya,
'Cause I Nietzsche, Nietzsche, Nietzsche
So bad.

I'd like to Leibniz the stars with you.
But I know you'd Schopenhauer late, like you always do.

Clever! The rest of the lyrics are here. (via Neatorama)