My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SATs and make more money than you." she pointed out."Yeah, but when you step back and look at the big picture, I'm still ahead." I said.
She look mystified. "How do you figure?"
"I married better" I replied.
*****
A couple was driving home late at night after a party when the wife asked, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible you are to women?"
Her flattered husband grinned. "No, dear, they haven't."
She yelled, "Then what in the hell gave you that idea at the party tonight?!"
(Thanks, Rich!)
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