Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. (Thanks, Linda!)
And the girl got to have her nails done and she didn't have to pick up icky gym socks off the floor, and she didn't have to wash his dirty underwear. She tossed her razor in the garbage and SHE lived happily ever after. (Thanks, Desiree!)
1 comment:
Priceless!
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