I seriously doubt these epic feline journeys ever really happened. Without Walt Disney footing the bill for the look-a-like cats, the cameramen, the sound guys, the film, the editing studio, and all that jazz, I doubt any cat has ever walked more than 20 kilometres back to it's previous spray marked domicile.
Obviously, in these days of so called artificial intelligence and computer fabrication of video content, just about anything can be made to seem real, Barrack Obama talking complete nonsense, for example. So making us believe a cat crossed ... forget 1934 for a bit, let's stay in ... where are we ? ... in 2027 ... yeah, sure, sure, a cat crossed 500 kilometres (what used to be measured in miles in pre-historic times) over rugged ravine filled and war plane strafed land, gingerly timed his paw placements over vibrating railway tracks, used 11 of his lives avoided speeding cars and trucks on the busy 8 lane super highways, hot footed it across lava fields, put on wee booties and trekked over snow capped mountains, forded swift running rivers, and swam, with blow up floatation devices more than 4 kilometres over sharp toothed bass infested deep lakes, all while hefting his cans of Fancy Feast Tuna flavour and an 'Easy Open' can opener.
At least with the Disney fable the cat had protection from the dogs. Was it two dogs, or was the third member of The Amazing Journey a goldfish ?
I have run out of ink, so I can't tell you about my cat who has just returned from being the unknown 5th member of the Artipuss II and all the antics he got up to floating around as a stowaway, hiding in boxes of photos from the dark side ..... The DARK SIDE.
I seriously doubt these epic feline journeys ever really happened.
ReplyDeleteWithout Walt Disney footing the bill for the look-a-like cats, the cameramen, the sound guys, the film, the editing studio, and all that jazz, I doubt any cat has ever walked more than 20 kilometres back to it's previous spray marked domicile.
Obviously, in these days of so called artificial intelligence and computer fabrication of video content, just about anything can be made to seem real, Barrack Obama talking complete nonsense, for example.
So making us believe a cat crossed ... forget 1934 for a bit, let's stay in ... where are we ? ... in 2027 ... yeah, sure, sure, a cat crossed 500 kilometres (what used to be measured in miles in pre-historic times) over rugged ravine filled and war plane strafed land, gingerly timed his paw placements over vibrating railway tracks, used 11 of his lives avoided speeding cars and trucks on the busy 8 lane super highways, hot footed it across lava fields, put on wee booties and trekked over snow capped mountains, forded swift running rivers, and swam, with blow up floatation devices more than 4 kilometres over sharp toothed bass infested deep lakes, all while hefting his cans of Fancy Feast Tuna flavour and an 'Easy Open' can opener.
At least with the Disney fable the cat had protection from the dogs.
Was it two dogs, or was the third member of The Amazing Journey a goldfish ?
I have run out of ink, so I can't tell you about my cat who has just returned from being the unknown 5th member of the Artipuss II and all the antics he got up to floating around as a stowaway, hiding in boxes of photos from the dark side ..... The DARK SIDE.