(via Everlasting Blort)is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.
— Dildo Elysium (@amagire.bsky.social) January 20, 2024 at 11:21 AM
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Yes, people don't realize how skinny or how ravenously hungry bears are upon emerging from hibernation! It's the worst time to encounter a black bear other than a sow with cubs.
ReplyDeleteI visited neighbors house and heard voices farther down the ridge so I walked down thinking it was them. it was a black bear sitting on his hind legs and making people sounds the way a person imitates a foreign language they're unable to understand. I said "Hi bear" but he quickly walked away w/o answering. In a few thousand years, they'll have domesticated themselves and have jobs.
ReplyDeleteNot if Trump and ICE is still around.
DeleteYou can see how easily bears and pretend mystical beings can get mixed up.
ReplyDeleteReckon Dildo hit the spot with that.
Reminds me a lot of how some less observant people can get off world aliens mixed up with pretend mystical beings they then call god.
DeleteShocking that I now have to put 'offworld' in front of the word aliens.