This is Why I Read the Comments.
The head baker of the Titanic spent two hours in frigid water and emerged with only swollen feet! It might have been the whiskey. (Thanks, WTM!)
Nine Dazzling Celestial Events to Watch in 2024.
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? You may have to log in with your email, but if you get in and are brave enough, there's a second article titled What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? (via Metafilter)
How death threats get Republicans to fall in line behind Trump. (via Fark)
12 Broccoli Recipes
That Make It Incredibly Easy to Eat Your Veg. If you think you don't
like broccoli, it's probably because you've never had it prepared
properly.
Jack Black To Play Steve In 2025’s Minecraft Movie.
> you may have to log in with your email
ReplyDeleteCan click X on upper right of blocker bar to make it go away. Or use hot sauce bottle rectally.
PO TA TOES
ReplyDeleteBoil 'em
Mash 'em
Stick 'em up your butt
You can go to Celestron's web page for calendars of 2024 celestial events and moon phases https://www.celestron.com/blogs/news/2024-celestial-calendar
ReplyDeleteIn other news, I can quite happily skip over the butt accessory page :P
The descriptions of how it happened Must have made some of the ER staff laugh out loud even trying their bet to be all professional and shit.
ReplyDeleteThe penis abuse list on January 1st was unreal.
xoxoxoBruce