Your AI-generated guide to the nativity. The algorithm doesn't know the story very well.
14 Architectural Gingerbread Houses That Are Definitely Not Cookie Cutter. (via Nag on the Lake)
Reindeer Cake Wrecks. And more Christmas wrecks.
Italy’s Favorite Traditional Christmas Movie Is Trading Places.
A Santa Claus from Each Canadian Province and Territory in a Twitter Thread. Or at Thread Reader if you prefer. Christmas is a rotten hype & all we can do is ride it out. Letters from people having a bad Christmas. (via Nag on the Lake)
Animals Behaving Horribly On Vintage Christmas Cards. And the food is acting up, too. (via Damn Interesting)
I immediately misread "Jeboe" as "Jobu" in the AI Nativity Guide which of course led to this:
ReplyDeletePedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Roger Dorn: $hite, Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Merry Christmas all!
Thanks for that Thread Reader link, lots of good material besides the CDN Santas.
ReplyDeleteHope your enjoying the day with the girls... oh, uh, I mean the Doctor and the girl.
xoxoxoBruce
Canada Santas were great, even better in a thread reader rather than supporting a badguy.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you Miss. C.