Wife “How did you get those scratches on your neck”
— Mat (@mat64791452) October 21, 2023
Husband “Me and the fellas were out Kayaking when a seal rose out of the sea and Twatted me with an octopus”
Wife “You must think I was born yesterday” 🥊 pic.twitter.com/ovMvwk3M6b
Yeah, you'll have to watch this more than once. (Thanks, WTM!)
Update: Bicycle Rider tracked down an article about this incident. Thanks!
Inquiring minds want to know what you have to do to a seal to provoke him into whacking you with an octopus. What atrocity is deserving of this kind of treatment? Bunch of guys out on the water ... he peed in their pool didn't he ... right?
ReplyDeleteOther questions: who was the camera person? How did he know? Was it a setup?
ReplyDeleteWhy a Seal Smacked Kayaker in the Face with an Octopus
ReplyDeletehttps://www.livescience.com/63693-seal-smacks-kayaker-with-octopus.html