Sunday, October 29, 2023

Half



(Thanks, WTM!)

6 comments:

  1. A pessimist sees a dark tunnel

    An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel

    A realist sees a freight train

    The train operator sees three idiots standing on the tracks

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  2. While everyone else argued, the opportunist drank the water.

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  3. "Well then, let me get you a smaller glass."

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  4. Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger

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  5. Wouldn't the Realist say, "Half a glass of water"?

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