For those that believe in some sort of magic being in the clouds (or your head) ... that duh, makes everything happen, including the universe, cancer and bourbon, know that he (its always a he, isn't it ? thats a clue really) ... know that he made cats in his image.
They behave like him, they most often smell like him, and they make the same noise, when happy, as your god makes while he is sleeping.
Do not hurt cats ... or other animals ... your god said.
A revolver with a magazine?
ReplyDeleteI smell a cat...sorry, a rat.
This was good news.
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For those that believe in some sort of magic being in the clouds (or your head) ... that duh, makes everything happen, including the universe, cancer and bourbon, know that he (its always a he, isn't it ? thats a clue really) ... know that he made cats in his image.
They behave like him, they most often smell like him, and they make the same noise, when happy, as your god makes while he is sleeping.
Do not hurt cats ... or other animals ... your god said.
Lest we be too sentimental about cats, remember: a dog will grieve for you after you die; a cat will eat you.
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