This is still gonna take a while, even in bullet points.
"The devil made me do it." That didn't take so long, did it?
Express line, keep it moving, chop chop.
Remind me of the story of the elderly man who went and confessed to banging a 25-year-old woman. The priest gave him some novenas to do for absolution. The old man says, "I ain't gonna do that, I'm Jewish."The priest says, "Then why did you tell me?"The old guy says, "I'm telling everyone!"
This is still gonna take a while, even in bullet points.
ReplyDelete"The devil made me do it." That didn't take so long, did it?
ReplyDeleteExpress line, keep it moving, chop chop.
ReplyDeleteRemind me of the story of the elderly man who went and confessed to banging a 25-year-old woman. The priest gave him some novenas to do for absolution. The old man says, "I ain't gonna do that, I'm Jewish."
ReplyDeleteThe priest says, "Then why did you tell me?"
The old guy says, "I'm telling everyone!"