Medical Terminology

Benign: What you be after you be eight. 

Artery: The study of paintings. 

Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria. 

Barium: What doctors do when patients die. 

Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome. 

Cat scan: Searching for kitty. 

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her. 

Coma: A punctuation mark. 

D & C: Where Washington is. 

Dilate: To live long. 

Enema: Not a friend. 

Fester: Quicker than someone else. 

Fibula: A small lie. 

G. I. Series: World Series of military baseball. 

Hangnail: What you hang your coat on. 

Impotent: Distinguished, well known. 

Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work. 

Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane. 

Morbid: A higher offer than I bid. 

Nitrates: Cheaper than day. 

Node: Was aware of. 

Outpatient: A person who has fainted. 

Pap Smear: A fatherhood test. 

Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis. 

Post Operative: A letter carrier. 

Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery. 

Rectum: Darn near killed him. 

Secretion: Hiding something. 

Seizure: Roman emperor. 

Tablet: A small table. 

Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport. 

Tumor: More than one. 

Urine: Opposite of you're out. 

Varicose: Nearby, close by.  

Vein: Conceited