Tweet of the Day

she’s getting surgery to remove the cancer, so the real TL;DR is i have lifesaving titties. happy 2020 everyone

— emily 🎄 (@theemilyaccount) December 31, 2020

I would never advocate looking at pictures on your phone while driving, but I'm glad this story turned out the way it did. My mother tore her Achilles tendon while in the Peace Corps. They flew her to Bethesda for surgery, and found thyroid cancer in its early stages. If she hadn't injured herself, we might not have had her these last 22 years.