Double Standards

Many people can’t wrap their heads around the logic of arguments that Trump supporters use. Do they make sense to you?

Bill Clinton cheats on his wife. Impeach him.
Trump proudly brags about sexual assault (and has cheated on his wives). Elect him.

Hillary oversaw the department of state while 4 people died in an embassy attack. Put her in jail.
2 Republicans were in office while over 200 people died in embassy attacks. No problem.

Immigrants don't pay taxes. Round them up and kick them out. [Illegal immigrants actually pay lots of taxes]
Trump doesn't pay taxes. He's a business genius.

Hillary's foundation only spent 87% of their donations helping people. She's a crook.
Trump’s foundation paid off his debts, bought sculptures of him, and made political donations to avoid investigations while using less than 5% of funds for charity (and he got shut down by NY State). So savvy... Put him in the white house.

Trump made 4 billion dollars in 40 years, when an index fund started at the same time with the same "small loans" he received would be worth $12 billion today... without a trail of bankruptcies, thousands of lawsuits and burned small business owners. He's a real business whiz.
Hillary took a loss of $700k. She's a criminal.

Trump is the first candidate in the modern era not to release his tax returns, and took a billion dollar loss in 1 year. Genius.

Hillary takes responsibility for private email servers and apologizes. Not credible.
Trump denies saying things (on the record) he actually said (on the record), he's just telling it like it is.

Does that make any sense to you? I wish I knew who originally said this so I could credit them, but it was a comment from elsewhere quoted without a link at Fark.  

Update: Minnesotastan found links that attribute the writer as Alex Schilller.  (Thanks, Stan!)