A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house, I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90; the Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare."
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Good one. Only thing that puzzles me: what does their age add to the joke?
ReplyDeleteGuess in my time it would rather have been 'A Scottish couple goes to a sex therapist...' but that has to be not PC in present days ^^
Well, it does feed into the line about Medicare.
ReplyDeleteOh, okay - I totally get it now :D
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