The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?"
The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"
A guy walked into a bar and said, "Ow!"
So these two dyslexics walk into a bra...
A termite walks into a bar and says: “Is the bar tender here?”
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you a piece of string?" The string says, "Yes. So what?" The bartender replies, "Get out! We don't serve string here!"
ReplyDeleteThe string walks on down the street, a little unraveled at the experience, and goes into the next bar. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you a piece of string?" The string says, "Yeah. What of it?" The bartender replies, "We don't serve string here. Get out!"
Now the string is really upset. He walks down the street really tying himself up, and goes into another bar.
The bartender looks at him hard and says, "Hey, are you a piece of string?" The string replies, "Nope! Frayed knot."