This. Is. Target!

Only in America do we conflate Christmas shopping with an epic battle between warring factions. As opening time on Black Friday approaches, Target employees get an inspirational speech from a guy the uploader says is named Scott, but I believe it may actually be William Wallace or Leonidas. Considering how outnumbered the Target crew will be in the looming melee, they will need all the inspiration they can get. (via Daily Picks and Flicks)